Mumbai is not in Africa

I was so confused when I found this out. Seriously, I would have bet money that Mumbai was an African country. But, it isn’t. Madonna did not get her baby from Mumbai. She got her baby from Malawi. Personally I still think its the same place, but Mumbai is in India and Malawi is in […]

Obama Makes fun of Retards (Special Olympics)

Obama Makes fun of Retards (Special Olympics) You got to love it. “The president made an off-hand remark making fun of his own bowling that was in no way intended to disparage the Special Olympics. He thinks the Special Olympics is a wonderful program that gives an opportunity for people with disabilities from around the […]

I Might be Gay, Racist and Sexist

I Might be Gay Racist and Sexist Before you get nervous and think that I am switching teams, don’t worry, I’m not. I am definitely still HOT and believe it or not, other people seem to think so. Yup, I was recently named the “Hottest Guy on Facebook,” by well, me. (but who’s counting) Anyway, […]

Patti Stanger and Dancing Arab Midgets

Patti Stanger and Dancing Arab Midgets Last weeks post about Dancing Arab Midgets was so popular that I decided to give you another one. You know, as I watch these videos, even though I can’t stop laughing, I kind of feel a bit sad. The midget in this video has a mother and a father. […]

Dancing Arab Midgets

Dancing Arab Midgets I so needed this video. Seriously, I am laughing so hard that it’s starting to hurt. Imagine if all Arabs were this size. The world would be so much better. 9-11 wouldn’t have happened. Iraq war wouldn’t have happened. Why? Because who would be afraid of this? I almost want to buy […]

Fat Jewish Guy One Second Cameo In Hot Obama Girl Video

Fat Jewish Guy One Second Cameo In Hot Obama Girl Video I ate Arby’s Roast Beef today. I will never eat Arby’s Roast Beef again. It was nasty and disgusting. I thought I was getting grandma’s brisket. Instead I got crap. On a brighter note, the BarelyPolitical people finally put my fat jewish guy ass […]

I Lost A Friend Tonight

Today was sad. Forget the fact that I started to get sick of matzo. Forget the fact that I haven’t gone to teh bathroom in two days. I am not even mentioning the fact that my dog is in the hospital. Tonight something happened. I lost a friend. Jesse L Martin is no longer with […]