Mumbai is not in Africa

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I was so confused when I found this out. Seriously, I would have bet money that Mumbai was an African country. But, it isn’t. Madonna did not get her baby from Mumbai. She got her baby from Malawi. Personally I still think its the same place, but Mumbai is in India and Malawi is in […]

Obama Makes fun of Retards (Special Olympics)

White Obama makes fun of Special Olympics

Obama Makes fun of Retards (Special Olympics) You got to love it. “The president made an off-hand remark making fun of his own bowling that was in no way intended to disparage the Special Olympics. He thinks the Special Olympics is a wonderful program that gives an opportunity for people with disabilities from around the […]

I Might be Gay, Racist and Sexist

Bissell Bagless Vacuum

I Might be Gay Racist and Sexist Before you get nervous and think that I am switching teams, don’t worry, I’m not. I am definitely still HOT and believe it or not, other people seem to think so. Yup, I was recently named the “Hottest Guy on Facebook,” by well, me. (but who’s counting) Anyway, […]

Patti Stanger and Dancing Arab Midgets

Patti Stanger

Patti Stanger and Dancing Arab Midgets Last weeks post about Dancing Arab Midgets was so popular that I decided to give you another one. You know, as I watch these videos, even though I can’t stop laughing, I kind of feel a bit sad. The midget in this video has a mother and a father. […]

Dancing Arab Midgets

Arab Midgets Dancing

Dancing Arab Midgets I so needed this video. Seriously, I am laughing so hard that it’s starting to hurt. Imagine if all Arabs were this size. The world would be so much better. 9-11 wouldn’t have happened. Iraq war wouldn’t have happened. Why? Because who would be afraid of this? I almost want to buy […]

Fat Jewish Guy One Second Cameo In Hot Obama Girl Video

Fat Jewish Guy One Second Cameo In Hot Obama Girl Video I ate Arby’s Roast Beef today. I will never eat Arby’s Roast Beef again. It was nasty and disgusting. I thought I was getting grandma’s brisket. Instead I got crap. On a brighter note, the BarelyPolitical people finally put my fat jewish guy ass […]

I Lost A Friend Tonight

Today was sad. Forget the fact that I started to get sick of matzo. Forget the fact that I haven’t gone to teh bathroom in two days. I am not even mentioning the fact that my dog is in the hospital. Tonight something happened. I lost a friend. Jesse L Martin is no longer with […]