Chrissa Carolyn I’m Sorry You are So Hot!

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Chrissa Carolyn I’m Sorry You are So Hot! At sundown one of the holiest day’s of the Jewish Year begins. Jews from all over the world will gather at their places of worship and pray for their souls. One of the hardest things to do is apologize when you did something and even harder is […]

How I got Cell Phone Elbow

Cell Phone Elbow

How I got Cell Phone Elbow Today was supposed to be about my trip back from San Francisco. However, as I was flipping through the news today, I saw something called “Cell Phone Elbow.” Clicking on the news story, I started screaming in the car. Shorty asked me what was wrong and I just started […]

My Left Foot

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My Left Foot Finally, I am back and writing. See, I’ve been getting emails from people wondering what Fat Jewish Guy has not been updated. It’s simple. I was kidnapped by a black man in a truck. Yup, stuffed in a trunk, I finally escaped last night. If you believe that, then you are an […]

Why You Should Keep Smoking (a catch 22)

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Why You Should Keep Smoking (a catch 22) As many of you know, I have diabetes and I am also Jewish. The latter has nothing to do with the former, but just thought I would point that out. Regardless, the past month I have had some health issues that I want to address. First of […]

Ulnar Nerve Surgery Recovery Hurts

Ulnar Nerve

Ulnar Nerve Surgery Recovery Hurts It’s Monday night. Normally that means nothing except for the fact that 24 is on TV, but today it means something different. Yup, it’s been almost a week since my Ulnar Nerve Surgery and I am glad to report that things are going well. True, my arm still hurts and […]

My Arm Itches after Ulnar Nerve Surgery

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My Arm Itches after Ulnar Nerve Surgery I’m done being a tough guy. I tried my best to pretend that everything was cool, but I finally broke down. As you all know, I had major surgery on my left Ulnar Nerve on Wednesday and in a move that probably surprised most of you, I actually […]

Where to Buy Kosher for Passover Coke?

Kosher For Passover Coke

Where to Buy Kosher for Passover Coke? Wow, the day after surgery and the arm is still holding up. There was a little bit of tingling coming back into my pinky and my fingers got very stiff, but that probably had to do with the fact that I hadn’t moved my hand much yesterday. See, […]