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Justin Bieber Hates Jews and Whales

I got called a Fatty McWhale Pants tonight while in a twitter fight with a 15 year old Justin Beiber fan. I’m not exactly sure how it all started. Ok, I’m lying, I know exactly how it started, but first let me talk about my experience with the weight loss pill Topamax. As I am losing more weight, [...]

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Hottest Guy On Buzz (David Feingold)

It’s weird. Growing up, I was not considered attractive. My mother called me handsome, but you know that was my mom, she had to say that. So, imagine my surprise when I was contact today by the voices in my head and they told me that I, David Feingold was named the Hottest Guy on Buzz! What is Buzz [...]

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Inspired By Amber

This past week was a week of reflection for me. After not having the surgery, I kept my answering machine the same hoping that maybe I could get some peace and quiet and that the rest would help my shoulder. Well, he rest didn’t help at all, but a friend of mine did. You can say that I [...]

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Michael Jackson’s Jewish Eulogy

Michael Jackson died today in Los Angeles. I found out about it like most people did, on twitter while I was making number 2 in the toilet. My first thoughts and actually all my thoughts to this moment have been those of ridicule and jest. However, as I was watching MTV just now and the song, “Gone too [...]

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Thoughts on my Palm Pre

The Palm Pre makes me happy. Only problem is that I can’t make a phone call on it. Yeah, I know, who would have thought that after 6 months of hype, after waiting in line for hours, after playing with it at the Sprint store, that I would have thought to test the actual call quality. See, I [...]

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