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Mexicans are Better Than Jews

Yesterday I got hit by a garbage truck as I was parking my car in Beverly Hills on my way to the dentist. Yes, I know, Fat Jewish Guy has a dentist in Beverly Hills, but that does not mean that I am better than you. The fact that I am awesome means that I [...]

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Kiss My Bundt

I ate 4 cakes yesterday. 4 Bundt cakes to be exact. See, I think that Shorty secretly wants me dead. Here is my proof. I wanted to celebrate my birthday by eating meat. Shorty found some famous steak house that supposedly Abraham Lincoln went to. Now, forget the fact that this place was founded in [...]

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