Stacey Steele Under A Bus

Stacey Steele Under a Bus. No, it’s not the name of my new porn video. (one can only wish though) It’s what I would never do to my future x-wife. Let me explain. Roger Clemens went in front of congress today. What was his response to the accusations? Why of course….”I didn’t do it, but […]

Obama Girl Amber Lee Ettinger Loves Fat Jewish Guy

Obama Girl Amber Lee Ettinger Loves Fat Jewish Guy Remember Amber? We know her as the hot sexy superhero Obama girl. I know her as the object of my fantasies. (Sorry Stacey Steele…3 way..?) Any way, it has come to my attention that she is selling a book. So, not to miss out on an […]

My Car Eats Filet Mignon

The Millionaire Matchmaker That was on TV tonight, but before I get to that, I need to talk about the ridiculous thing that happened to day. My Car Eats Filet Mignon It may seem like a t-shirt slogan, but it is actually from my life. I needed gas, so I stopped at a Chevron Station. […]

Stacey Steele Loves Fat Jewish Guy

Stacey Steele Loves Fat Jewish Guy I found out who my new admirer is. It’s funny, but now only is this girl hot as hell, but she is Jewish and apparently was on Fear Factor. I can’t get Stacey Steele out of my head. There is only one thing left to do. I bought a […]