Girls are hot wearing less than bikinis. But anyway. Last night was crazy. Before I get to that though, let me tell you about the food. For lunch, I ate sloppy joes and a place ironically called, Sloppy Joes. I haven’t had one of those in forever, and it tasted just like i remember. Then, [...]
Voodoo Lounge Grandma Porn Being Filmed
Today was nothing short of crazy. Woke up and went to breakfast with Stacey Steele. Breakfast consisted of a Cesar salad and penne pomodoro. The only problem was that apparently in Florida penne means zitti. Not that I don’t like that noodle. I have nothing against zitti. I actually like it when it’s baked with [...]
Stacey Steele Loves Fat Jewish Guy Who Loves food
Stacey Steele Loves Fat Jewish Guy Who Loves food Florida is awesome. I get off the plane and get attacked by Stacey Steele. She picks me up in what she affectionately calls the Steele Mobile. It’s kind of like the Scooby Doo van, but not really. Actually not at all. But it was green. You [...]
I Don’t Understand Lost
I Don’t Understand Lost I know that it’s kind of morbid thinking about the sow Lost as I am about to board a plane. However, I have no freaking clue what that show is about. None. I have a college degree. I am a teacher. I have grad school experience. I DON’T GET THE STUPID [...]
Stacey Steele Get Ready For The Fat Jewish Guy
Stacey Steele Get Ready For The Fat Jewish Guy That’s right. My bags are packed and i am ready to come. Wait. Who am I kidding. My bags aren’t even close to being packed, I will be doing that 10 minutes before I leave for the airport. To show how pathetic I am, I went [...]
Stacey Steele Does Not Send Valentines Cards
Stacey Steele Does Not Send Valentines Cards What’s the deal? I waited. Waited. Waited some more. But nothing. Stacey Steele did not send me anything for Valentines Day. Finally she called around 5 pm. Sorry she said. I’ll make up for it in Florida. Whatever Stacey. I am a man. I am sensitive. As Justice [...]
