Pretzel Gets a Bris

Pretzel Gets a Bris Shorty tried to wake me up this morning but couldn’t. I was so tired and ended up sleeping till 2. Been doing that a lot lately, need to see a better doctor. I think I have mercury poisoning. Probably not, but that’s what google said. Anyway, the reason why Shorty was […]

Hitler Doesn’t Die?

Hitler Doesn’t Die? Just saw the new Tom Cruise Hitler movie. I don’t get it. You mean I sat through two hours and Hitler lived? What kind of a holiday movie was this? I mean it’s Hollywood, can’t they make Hitler be killed? They can make Brad Pitt into an 80 year old man, but […]

Anderson Spider Silva Loves Fat Jewish Guy Hot Girls in Bikinis

Anderson Spider Silva Loves Fat Jewish Guy Hot Girls in Bikinis So, I wake up, still tired from the night before, but after a quick phentermine pick me up I was good to go. Apparently gas prices are so high, that Hot Model Kira called me and asked if we could shoot today so she […]

Obama Girl Amber Lee Ettinger Loves Fat Jewish Guy

Obama Girl Amber Lee Ettinger Loves Fat Jewish Guy Remember Amber? We know her as the hot sexy superhero Obama girl. I know her as the object of my fantasies. (Sorry Stacey Steele…3 way..?) Any way, it has come to my attention that she is selling a book. So, not to miss out on an […]