Bruno Movie Quotes

bruno movie quotes

Vasssup? My Name is Bruno! I actually punched a guy in the face when he said that to me tonight. Actually, I didn’t but I wanted to. See, after 3 years I finally got to see Bruno. It’s weird, this week is my three year anniversary in California, and I remember how I dragged my […]

Grown Man Cries Like a Baby

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Grown Man Cries Like a Baby What a day. I realized a few things about myself today as evidenced by these 2 videos. The first thing I learned about myself is that I am a baby. Yup, I had to be talked down today by a doctor and a nurse because I was afraid to […]

Dancing Arab Midgets

Arab Midgets Dancing

Dancing Arab Midgets I so needed this video. Seriously, I am laughing so hard that it’s starting to hurt. Imagine if all Arabs were this size. The world would be so much better. 9-11 wouldn’t have happened. Iraq war wouldn’t have happened. Why? Because who would be afraid of this? I almost want to buy […]

OrangeLime Sexy is Organic

Orange Lime

OrangeLime Sexy is Organic There is an organic movement afoot and I don’t get it. I went to the market to buy apples. They had nice red ones for 88 cents a pound. Then they had blemished brown ones that were certified “organic” and they were 4 dollars a pound. I’m confused. It’s a freaking […]

Cheetos Boredom Busters (Smoking Hot Phillies Fan)

Cheetos Boredom Busters

Smoking Hot Phillies Fan For the Sexiest Cheetos Boredom Busters visit DailyTush.com! The whole world is talking about A-Rod lately. But, (and this is a disclosure I am a HUGE Yankee fan) the Phillies did win he world series. Since I am from Philadelphia, and since this website is about comedy in a sexy way, […]

Cheetos Boredom Busters (Fried Matzah Recipe)

Cheetos Boredom Busters

Cheetos Boredom Busters. For the best Cheetos Boredom Busters visit DailyTush.com for sexy girls and comedy. Anyway, today’s non paid Cheetos Boredom Busters segment is a Fat Jewish Guy video. Yup, it’s been a while since I put up a video, but it’s about time I did. In yet another segment of cooking with Fat […]

Michael Phelps’ Best Friend

Michael Phelps Best Friend

Michael Phelps’ Best Friend This whole Michael Phelps thing is stupid. Yes, the guy smoked a bong. So what? He’s 23 years old, trains for 8 hours a day and just won 8 gold medals. It’s funny, here in California, pot is legal. So, no one really makes a bog deal about it down here. […]