Bruno Movie Quotes

Vasssup? My Name is Bruno! I actually punched a guy in the face when he said that to me tonight. Actually, I didn’t but I wanted to. See, after 3 years I finally got to see Bruno. It’s weird, this week is my three year anniversary in California, and I remember how I dragged my […]

Grown Man Cries Like a Baby

Grown Man Cries Like a Baby What a day. I realized a few things about myself today as evidenced by these 2 videos. The first thing I learned about myself is that I am a baby. Yup, I had to be talked down today by a doctor and a nurse because I was afraid to […]

Dancing Arab Midgets

Dancing Arab Midgets I so needed this video. Seriously, I am laughing so hard that it’s starting to hurt. Imagine if all Arabs were this size. The world would be so much better. 9-11 wouldn’t have happened. Iraq war wouldn’t have happened. Why? Because who would be afraid of this? I almost want to buy […]

OrangeLime Sexy is Organic

OrangeLime Sexy is Organic There is an organic movement afoot and I don’t get it. I went to the market to buy apples. They had nice red ones for 88 cents a pound. Then they had blemished brown ones that were certified “organic” and they were 4 dollars a pound. I’m confused. It’s a freaking […]

Cheetos Boredom Busters (Smoking Hot Phillies Fan)

Smoking Hot Phillies Fan For the Sexiest Cheetos Boredom Busters visit! The whole world is talking about A-Rod lately. But, (and this is a disclosure I am a HUGE Yankee fan) the Phillies did win he world series. Since I am from Philadelphia, and since this website is about comedy in a sexy way, […]

Cheetos Boredom Busters (Fried Matzah Recipe)

Cheetos Boredom Busters. For the best Cheetos Boredom Busters visit for sexy girls and comedy. Anyway, today’s non paid Cheetos Boredom Busters segment is a Fat Jewish Guy video. Yup, it’s been a while since I put up a video, but it’s about time I did. In yet another segment of cooking with Fat […]

Michael Phelps’ Best Friend

Michael Phelps’ Best Friend This whole Michael Phelps thing is stupid. Yes, the guy smoked a bong. So what? He’s 23 years old, trains for 8 hours a day and just won 8 gold medals. It’s funny, here in California, pot is legal. So, no one really makes a bog deal about it down here. […]