Jews hate Lesbian Proms and Black People

All I wanted to do was play some basketball. Believe it or not, at some point, I actually lead an active lifestyle. My mother wanted the best for me, as did the rest of the parents in the neighborhood and because of the love they had for their children, they taught me that discrimination is […]

Free Food at Costco

Normally I don’t miss large gaps of time on this website, but I was passed out drunk in Tijuana and just made it back over the border. This is that story. I woke up in a pool of my own vomit today, no wallet and no memory of last night. Sounds like a great beginning […]

Where to find Persian Girls

Where to find Persian Girls You know, one would think that Los Angeles and San Diego would be very similar. Both of them are on the west coast. Both Los Angeles and San Diego have some of the hottest women on the planet. Finally, San Diego and LA have some great Mexican food. But, that […]

How to get the Swine Flu (cause I got it)

How to get the Swine Flu (cause I got it) If you are a frequent reader of Fat Jewish Guy then you know that if something can go wrong it normally does. After two surgeries you would think that I would be back to normal. Nope. I started feeling achy and hot. I had chalked […]

Ulnar Nerve Surgery Recovery Hurts

Ulnar Nerve Surgery Recovery Hurts It’s Monday night. Normally that means nothing except for the fact that 24 is on TV, but today it means something different. Yup, it’s been almost a week since my Ulnar Nerve Surgery and I am glad to report that things are going well. True, my arm still hurts and […]

Ra Sushi Bar in San Diego has the hottest Waitresses

Ra Sushi Bar in San Diego has the hottest Waitresses Seriously. Shorty and I went to a birthday party at a place called Ra. Ra is a Sushi bar in San Diego. I pretended to pay attention to her, but all I could do was look at the waitress. I mean, she could have been […]

Worst Breakfast Ever At The Mission San Diego

Worst Breakfast Ever At The Mission San Diego I’m not normally a fan of breakfast. Every day I write about what I eat and when have you ever read that I ate eggs or pancakes or toast? Never. I prefer a good steak or hot dog when I first wake up. But, today after begging […]