Glenn Beck will Start the Holocaust

Let me start by saying that I like Glenn Beck. I actually watch him almost every day and think that most of the time he makes sense on some of the things that he says. If that is hard to understand, being that I am not a moron, I don’t believe his stupid mumbo jumbo […]

Max Eli Style Lounge

I accidentally got a Faux Hawk today. I also realized that there are no fat metrosexuals. Let me explain. Waking up today was hard due to the fact that I was up late working on super secret stuff last night. (I will not confirm nor deny that I am perfecting flubber) So, it was a […]

Ulnar Nerve Surgery Update (Mr. Happy Crack Edition)

It’s been a while since I wrote and that is my fault. During this time I have eaten more turkey than an Ethiopian will ever eat in their life, ridden about 20 miles on a bike (not all at once) and discovered where to buy the mythical Jello Pudding Pop. I was eating some chicken […]

Kanye West is a Jackass

President Obama Said that and here is the proof. Yup, has the audio of Obama Calling Kanye West a “Jackass.” So, as I try and go to bed early tonight, have a listen.

Van Jones Quotes

If any of you have followed the news cycle over the weekend, you might have heard about someone named Van Jones who had to resign from the Obama White House for comments that he made. For those of you who don’t know who Van Jones is, he was until yesterday the White House Czar for […]

Obama Makes fun of Retards (Special Olympics)

Obama Makes fun of Retards (Special Olympics) You got to love it. “The president made an off-hand remark making fun of his own bowling that was in no way intended to disparage the Special Olympics. He thinks the Special Olympics is a wonderful program that gives an opportunity for people with disabilities from around the […]

I Will Not Bang Out on the 5th

I Will Not Bang Out on the 5th I love NY. I also love movies, so it came as no surprise when I pulled up to my hotel and the doorman opened the door and welcomed me to the Roosevelt that I automatically thought of Home Alone 2. So, I went upstairs to me newly […]