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The Mondays

Yup, I have them. A bad case of them too. The Monday’s have struck me and struck me bad. What does this all mean though? Well, the Mondays is not so much a disease as it is a disorder. For instance, today (monday) I feel kind of off. I feel really hungry to the point where I ate a whole cantaloupe, [...]

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Uri Geller is a Media Whore

I started eating warm vomit for breakfast. (oatmeal) I lost 5 pounds this week. I had important news to share with you. Good things were starting to happen and I wanted to share with you guys. Then you opened your mouth and ruined it for everyone. Uri Geller…. SHUT THE HELL UP. You sound creepy, you sound like you molested kids [...]

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