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The Mondays

Yup, I have them. A bad case of them too. The Monday’s have struck me and struck me bad. What does this all mean though? Well, the Mondays is not so much a disease as it is a disorder. For instance, today (monday) I feel kind of off. I feel really hungry to the point [...]

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Uri Geller is a Media Whore

I started eating warm vomit for breakfast. (oatmeal) I lost 5 pounds this week. I had important news to share with you. Good things were starting to happen and I wanted to share with you guys. Then you opened your mouth and ruined it for everyone. Uri Geller…. SHUT THE HELL UP. You sound creepy, [...]

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