Ancient Romans had Small Packages

What would Nero do? While the economy is crumbling, the nation is divided and Los Angeles is burning down, I decided to do what every good Nero would do. I went to Malibu. There is a place there called The Getty Villa and it may sound familiar because it was just featured in the show […]

Michael Jackson’s Jewish Eulogy

Michael Jackson died today in Los Angeles. I found out about it like most people did, on twitter while I was making number 2 in the toilet. My first thoughts and actually all my thoughts to this moment have been those of ridicule and jest. However, as I was watching MTV just now and the […]

Mexican Conspiracy

Mexican Conspiracy (why white people are dumb) It was a beautiful day in Los Angeles today. The sun was out and the weather was warm. It was one of those days where I remember why I moved out West. Anyway, after I went to the Chiropractor for an adjustment, I got inspired and decided to […]

How Obama Should Fix Health Care

My Plan to Fix out Health Care System. Now that I moved to Los Angeles I am eating a lot of Falafel. There are so many falafel places in “The Valley” that I like to eat at them all. Today, as I was heading to my favorite falafel place, I passed a sign that said […]

I am a Fat Jewish Guy

I am a Fat Jewish Guy LOS ANGELES (Reuters) – “Fat American Idol” runner-up Fat Jewish Guy has told Rolling Stone magazine he is fat, answering a question that followed the comedian for months since he gained millions of fans on the No. 1 U.S. TV talent show. “I don’t think it should be a […]

Kris Allen is Bad for Israel

Kris Allen is Bad for Israel You know, I knew that Adam Lambert was not going to win. No way that American Idol will give up a chance to have a wholesome looking kid from Arkansas lose to a flaming Jewish drama queen from Los Angeles. Adam Lambert will be fine, he will make an […]

Where to find Persian Girls

Where to find Persian Girls You know, one would think that Los Angeles and San Diego would be very similar. Both of them are on the west coast. Both Los Angeles and San Diego have some of the hottest women on the planet. Finally, San Diego and LA have some great Mexican food. But, that […]