FatJewishGuy.com

Max Eli Style Lounge

I accidentally got a Faux Hawk today. I also realized that there are no fat metrosexuals. Let me explain. Waking up today was hard due to the fact that I was up late working on super secret stuff last night. (I will not confirm nor deny that I am perfecting flubber) So, it was a [...]

Continue reading...

Screw You Samsung and Sprint

Dear Sprint and Samsung, First the good news. I love the Samsung Moment. It’s actually the best phone I have ever owned. I can hear on it, I love web browsing on it, and the features are cool. My friend happens to disagree though. Let me explain. Today I was working on something when I [...]

Continue reading...

San Francisco Firewood Delivery

San Francisco firewood delivery is a really hard topic for me to write about. See, here is the issue…I have no idea how to spell san francisco. Yes, I know it is spelled properly in this blog post, but that is only because I keep the correct spelling on my clip board and cut and [...]

Continue reading...

Ulnar Nerve Surgery Update (Mr. Happy Crack Edition)

It’s been a while since I wrote and that is my fault. During this time I have eaten more turkey than an Ethiopian will ever eat in their life, ridden about 20 miles on a bike (not all at once) and discovered where to buy the mythical Jello Pudding Pop. I was eating some chicken [...]

Continue reading...

When Big Dogs Die Young

Just like Shaq, I will die by the age of 60. I went to the doctor today for a checkup. This is a new doctor, one not named Kevorkian and one that I didn’t find on the internet. The guy I saw today is Jewish, works out of a hospital and has an office with [...]

Continue reading...