Daily Sexy Comedy
It is supposed to snow in Los Angeles this weekend which got me thinking about what other things could happen which were out of the ordinary. Yes Muammar Gaddafi could show up at the Oscars to go a dance routine with Anne Hathaway, but we would expect that in Hollywood and too predictable, also Gaddafi [...]
I accidentally got a Faux Hawk today. I also realized that there are no fat metrosexuals. Let me explain. Waking up today was hard due to the fact that I was up late working on super secret stuff last night. (I will not confirm nor deny that I am perfecting flubber) So, it was a [...]
Dear Sprint and Samsung, First the good news. I love the Samsung Moment. It’s actually the best phone I have ever owned. I can hear on it, I love web browsing on it, and the features are cool. My friend happens to disagree though. Let me explain. Today I was working on something when I [...]
San Francisco firewood delivery is a really hard topic for me to write about. See, here is the issue…I have no idea how to spell san francisco. Yes, I know it is spelled properly in this blog post, but that is only because I keep the correct spelling on my clip board and cut and [...]
It’s been a while since I wrote and that is my fault. During this time I have eaten more turkey than an Ethiopian will ever eat in their life, ridden about 20 miles on a bike (not all at once) and discovered where to buy the mythical Jello Pudding Pop. I was eating some chicken [...]
Just like Shaq, I will die by the age of 60. I went to the doctor today for a checkup. This is a new doctor, one not named Kevorkian and one that I didn’t find on the internet. The guy I saw today is Jewish, works out of a hospital and has an office with [...]
What would Nero do? While the economy is crumbling, the nation is divided and Los Angeles is burning down, I decided to do what every good Nero would do. I went to Malibu. There is a place there called The Getty Villa and it may sound familiar because it was just featured in the show [...]
