Yes, that is what I did tonight and yes she was a HOT stripper. Anyway let me go back. I’ve been sick the past week and tonight I was supposed to get some more rest. Shorty went away and I decided to be bad while she was gone. So, I went to the yogurt place […]
I was on the phone with my Shorty and she was upset. She really started going off on the things I was saying. Seriously, she doesn’t get my humor and it sucks. Upstairs in my office on a Tuesday night I get to watch Law and Order and don’t have to watch the same shows […]
Passover is upon us and some people don’t know what happened in the bible. Last time, I wrote about the Story of Purim and today I will write about how the Jews left Egypt. However, in true Fat Jewish Guy fashion, I will do it as if it was a Law and Order Episode. Here […]
Tonight I Rest Doctor’s orders. I got yelled at. No blog tonight. Law and Order, food and a pillow. That’s my future.
6 hours to surgery. Today was all about doctors. First I went to get my second opinion. The guy came out with large scars on his forearms. I started wondering who did this doctor’s surgery and maybe I should just go to him. Anyway, the doctor agreed with the first doctor so the stage was […]
Will I be Loved Like Paul Newman When I Die? I watched the Academy Awards tonight, which is surprising because Shorty was out of town. Yup, I thought that I was going to spend the night with some good old Law and Order, but I had to see for myself if this years “Oscars” were […]
Ashley Dupré sex tape Billy Crystal Yankees Player So, Billy Crystal was able to live out my fantasy today. True, he struck out, but still he got to play. Me? I got to sit at home sick and then teach Hebrew School. Ok, I also got to eat sushi with Shorty and watch Law and […]