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20 Year Old Stripper Watching Back to the Future

Yes, that is what I did tonight and yes she was a HOT stripper. Anyway let me go back. I’ve been sick the past week and tonight I was supposed to get some more rest. Shorty went away and I decided to be bad while she was gone. So, I went to the yogurt place [...]

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I Belong to Who?

I was on the phone with my Shorty and she was upset. She really started going off on the things I was saying. Seriously, she doesn’t get my humor and it sucks. Upstairs in my office on a Tuesday night I get to watch Law and Order and don’t have to watch the same shows [...]

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The Story of Passover (Law and Order Edition)

Passover is upon us and some people don’t know what happened in the bible. Last time, I wrote about the Story of Purim and today I will write about how the Jews left Egypt. However, in true Fat Jewish Guy fashion, I will do it as if it was a Law and Order Episode. Here [...]

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Tonight I Rest

Tonight I Rest Doctor’s orders. I got yelled at. No blog tonight. Law and Order, food and a pillow. That’s my future.

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Rosebud

6 hours to surgery. Today was all about doctors. First I went to get my second opinion. The guy came out with large scars on his forearms. I started wondering who did this doctor’s surgery and maybe I should just go to him. Anyway, the doctor agreed with the first doctor so the stage was [...]

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