Is Didi Benami Jewish

People are asking me if American Hottie Didi Benami is Jewish. The answer is yes. You see, in Hebrew Ben means son and Ami means nation. So, Ben Ami literally means that her mother was a slut. I mean, if you need to name someone after the fact that you don’t know who their father […]

Tiger Woods 12 Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me.. One Rachel Uchitel. On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me… Two Jaimee Grubbs. And a Rachel Uchitel in a pear tree. On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me.. Three Cori Rists. Two Jamie […]

Holly Sampson Pictures

Yeah The Holly Sampson Pictures are hot, but that is not the point. Out of the 10 or so girls that Tiger Woods is allegedly supposed to have slept with, I actually think that Holly Sampson is probably one of the least attractive ones. Anyway, this whole Tiger Woods situation is just really messed up. […]

The Yid With the Magical Lid (Part 2)

When Santa woke up he had a headache. He noted that he was sweating profusely. When he opened his eyes Santa got the shock of his life. Expecting to see snow all around Santa, instead, got a magical display of colors shining in the glistening sunlight. Gone was the cold. It was about eighty degrees […]

Tacos are Crunchy Burgers

I’m not bulimic anymore! To celebrate tonight was taco night. Shorty and I went to the market and got come taco seasoning, shells, tomatoes and a lime. I hadn’t had tacos in a while and was excited to see how they came out. Needless to say that they came out great. Wait a second. I […]

How to be Bulimic

I can’t do anything right including this. After my mother left yesterday I decided to cleanse myself and go on a diet. So, I did the only thing I know how. Laxatives. To those of you who don’t know what a laxative is, it is something that makes you poop. There are many different types, […]

Miley Cyrus Has Fat Thighs

It’s kind of hard writing about Miley Cyrus, since she is only 16 years old. However, last night at the Teen Choice Awards, Miley danced on top of an Ice Cream truck while writhing on a pole. So, do I know for a fact that Miley Cyrus is a slut? Nope. Does Miley Cyrus have […]