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What is an Amuse Bouche

Nigga, you at McDonalds! That was the punchline to the joke I wrote about Amuse Bouche’s. Let me explain. As a 31 year old straight man, I should not have any idea what an Amuse Bouche is. In fact, the only reason I know is because Shorty watches Top Chef of TV. They keep saying things like, “I made an [...]

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How To Fix a Car With a Hamburger

Of course my car wouldn’t start again. It didn’t just happen at any old time though, it happened when I needed to take my mother to the airport. You cannot imagine the fear that I felt when I realized that she might not make it on time. No, it was not fear that she would miss her flight, [...]

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Fistula? I Barely Know Her

Fistula? I Barely Know Her The never ending saga of my Ulnar Nerve Transposition Surgery is continuing. See, I have been leaking from my arm lately and finally I went to the doctor. He said I have a fistula. I laughed. He said why are you laughing. I said because you said fistula. Then I laughed again. The doctor didn’t understand it. But I [...]

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