Holly Sampson Pictures

Yeah The Holly Sampson Pictures are hot, but that is not the point. Out of the 10 or so girls that Tiger Woods is allegedly supposed to have slept with, I actually think that Holly Sampson is probably one of the least attractive ones. Anyway, this whole Tiger Woods situation is just really messed up. […]

The Yid With the Magical Lid (part 5 of 5)

Let me begin” said the Yid. “ My name is Herschel. I was rummaging around in a trashcan one day hoping to find a discarded penny when I came upon a beautiful Yarmulke. In fact I am wearing it now.” And with that he bent over so everyone could see the hat that was upon […]

The Yid With the Magical Lid (part 3)

Nice to meet you,“ said Santa “I am Santa Claus and this is my good buddy Jesus. How long have you been buried in that dirt?” Santa asked. Dirt?“ Dubya asked and then started laughing. “Dirt? Dirt? I wish! That there was shit man,” Dubya said all the while laughing deep from the belly like […]

The Yid With the Magical Lid (Part 2)

When Santa woke up he had a headache. He noted that he was sweating profusely. When he opened his eyes Santa got the shock of his life. Expecting to see snow all around Santa, instead, got a magical display of colors shining in the glistening sunlight. Gone was the cold. It was about eighty degrees […]

The Yid With the Magical Lid (part one)

This is part one of a four part short story about the holiday’s. Called, “The Yid with the Magical Lid” this was written in college and still stands the test of time. Check back every day this week for more every day. Enjoy! The Yid With the Magical Lid… by David Feingold It wasn’t a […]

Kiss My Bundt

I ate 4 cakes yesterday. 4 Bundt cakes to be exact. See, I think that Shorty secretly wants me dead. Here is my proof. I wanted to celebrate my birthday by eating meat. Shorty found some famous steak house that supposedly Abraham Lincoln went to. Now, forget the fact that this place was founded in […]

Man’s Best Friend

I want to marry my dog. There, I said it. Now, I want to explain why. I’m not gonna go into the whole cliche, “unconditional love” thing. Yeah, my dog loves me no matter what, but he can also be a pain in the ass sometimes like when he poops on top of the stairs […]