Funny Comic Con Video

Yup, I got a lap dance at Comic Con. Even better, I got a lap dance at Comic Con while sitting in Captain Kirk’s chair. Anyway, that is what I was doing while Shorty was putting away the stuff in our new place. I came home late last night and was shocked at how empty […]

Donald Trump ousts Fat Jewish Guy as Mister California

LOS ANGELES (AP) — Mister California USA Fat Jewish Guy, who stirred up trouble for himself when he said guys shouldn’t be allowed to eat low carb dies, got two dreaded words from pageant poobah Donald Trump on Wednesday: “You’re fired.” Trump and other pageant leaders said Fat Jewish Guy was being sacked not because […]

My Left Foot

My Left Foot Finally, I am back and writing. See, I’ve been getting emails from people wondering what Fat Jewish Guy has not been updated. It’s simple. I was kidnapped by a black man in a truck. Yup, stuffed in a trunk, I finally escaped last night. If you believe that, then you are an […]

Shira Lazar Loves Fat Jewish Guy

Shira Lazar Loves Fat Jewish Guy Look, I could write a very long blog post about how uber hottie Shira Lazar is really into me. See, last night, I was invited to a party at the W hotel. (nothing to do with George Bush) I went, as I was going to meet up with some […]

The Story of Passover (Law and Order Edition)

Passover is upon us and some people don’t know what happened in the bible. Last time, I wrote about the Story of Purim and today I will write about how the Jews left Egypt. However, in true Fat Jewish Guy fashion, I will do it as if it was a Law and Order Episode. Here […]