Spring Break Essentials

Hot Girls and BBQ Sauce are obviously a must when planning any spring break road trip, but what exactly does today’s college student need when making the trek down to such Spring Break hot spots as Boston, Boise and the craziest, wildest Spring break getaway paradise, Haiti? Spring Break Essentials: Where to go on Spring […]

Interscalene Block

I am scared. No, I am not of my new black neighbors. (just kidding they are Mexican) Nor am I scared that I paid too much money for car insurance. I am terrified of getting this Inter-scalene Block tomorrow. Yup, that’s right, it’s surgery time for Fat Jewish Guy. After the last time, I thought […]

What Tiger Woods Should Do

I’m Fat and Tiger Woods Cheats. Now, since being fat and being a cheater don’t seem to have anything in common, you may ask why I even brought it up. I mean, you get it, I like to eat. But what does that have to do with Tiger Woods and his wandering Pee Pee? Well, […]

Athena Cycles Studio City

I am very tired right now. Not because I have diabetes. Not because I took a benadryl. Not because I woke up early. I am tired because I rode a bike for an hour today. 10 miles. I biked for 10 miles, can you believe it? So, I’m gonna go to sleep and rest my […]

Rosh Hashanah Recipes

As a kid I used to love it when the holiday came around. We would eat a great dinner, then get our Rosh Hashanah present, then not want to wake up in the morning to go to synagogue, then sneak out for bathroom breaks, then eat some more and the cycle got repeated. Now, before […]

Jewish Shark Week Alan Dershowitz

As promised Jewish Shark Week starts today. I guess we will start with the obvious category of Jewish Sharks and that would be Lawyers. Yup, Jewish Layers. Now, there are so many Jewish Lawyers in America and honestly most of them are good, but in our opinion Alan Dershowitz is the best. Congratulations Alan Dershowitz […]

Anastasia Pierce Punches Me Hard

I had no idea that people paid Anastasia Pierce good money to do this. See, I was walking down the isle at Comic Con and I saw this really hot girl who was wearing close to nothing. Obviously I had to ask her to do an interview with me. She turned out to be a […]