How to make kosher Oysters Rockefeller

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oysters rockefeller

As a fat Jewish guy who is semi kosher, I always here about cool foods and wonder how to make them kosher. Today for example, someone was raving about Oysters Rockefeller and since the global financial markets decided to take a nosedive, I think it would be most appropriate to come up with a kosher […]

Chrissa Carolyn I’m Sorry You are So Hot!

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Chrissa Carolyn I’m Sorry You are So Hot! At sundown one of the holiest day’s of the Jewish Year begins. Jews from all over the world will gather at their places of worship and pray for their souls. One of the hardest things to do is apologize when you did something and even harder is […]

Rent Food Broke

Chrissa Carolyn

Rent Food Broke What a true statement, I guess if you are a college student after you finish paying for all those things, you probably don’t have any money left for anything else. (unless you are a hot college girl, but we will get to that soon) Last week I had 4 root canals on […]

SmokeStik

Smokestik

SmokeStik. The past 4 months can only be described in one word. SmokeStik. Before you think that Fat Jewish Guy has become a shill for an Electric Cigarette Company, you should read on to hear my explanation. Starting in April, life became a bit intense. Since I didn’t want to have to censor myself, I […]

Mexicans are Better Than Jews

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Yesterday I got hit by a garbage truck as I was parking my car in Beverly Hills on my way to the dentist. Yes, I know, Fat Jewish Guy has a dentist in Beverly Hills, but that does not mean that I am better than you. The fact that I am awesome means that I […]

Obama needs to pardon Bernie Madoff

Bernie Madoff

Now that health care reform passed, America needs Bernie Madoff out of Jail. I would like to first state that as a non politician and a Fat Jewish Guy, I have no business debating health care. No matter what side of the debate you are on, I did manage to find something very very screwy […]

Spring Break Essentials

Jewish College Girls

Hot Girls and BBQ Sauce are obviously a must when planning any spring break road trip, but what exactly does today’s college student need when making the trek down to such Spring Break hot spots as Boston, Boise and the craziest, wildest Spring break getaway paradise, Haiti? Spring Break Essentials: Where to go on Spring […]