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SmokeStik

SmokeStik. The past 4 months can only be described in one word. SmokeStik. Before you think that Fat Jewish Guy has become a shill for an Electric Cigarette Company, you should read on to hear my explanation. Starting in April, life became a bit intense. Since I didn’t want to have to censor myself, I [...]

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Mexicans are Better Than Jews

Yesterday I got hit by a garbage truck as I was parking my car in Beverly Hills on my way to the dentist. Yes, I know, Fat Jewish Guy has a dentist in Beverly Hills, but that does not mean that I am better than you. The fact that I am awesome means that I [...]

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Obama needs to pardon Bernie Madoff

Now that health care reform passed, America needs Bernie Madoff out of Jail. I would like to first state that as a non politician and a Fat Jewish Guy, I have no business debating health care. No matter what side of the debate you are on, I did manage to find something very very screwy [...]

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Spring Break Essentials

Hot Girls and BBQ Sauce are obviously a must when planning any spring break road trip, but what exactly does today’s college student need when making the trek down to such Spring Break hot spots as Boston, Boise and the craziest, wildest Spring break getaway paradise, Haiti? Spring Break Essentials: Where to go on Spring [...]

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Interscalene Block

I am scared. No, I am not of my new black neighbors. (just kidding they are Mexican) Nor am I scared that I paid too much money for car insurance. I am terrified of getting this Inter-scalene Block tomorrow. Yup, that’s right, it’s surgery time for Fat Jewish Guy. After the last time, I thought [...]

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