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Shorty’s Special Meat Sauce

Shorty’s Special Meat Sauce Today I got a great treat. Shorty made spaghetti and meat sauce. Granted it was whole wheat pasta and true that the meat was 92% lean, but it was delicious non the less. Then as I was working, I had a really special surprise. Jack McCoy tried a case. Yup, there was an episode that I never [...]

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Jewish Council For Education and Research Spends Money on Hookers

Jewish Council For Education and Research Spends Money on Hookers Actually, I don’t think that is true at all, but someone told me today that Jewish Council For Education and Research spends money on hookers and I thought it was funny. So, I was at synagogue today praying for world peace and the end of diabetes, when [...]

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Rosh Hashanah Plus Diabetes Equals Pain

Rosh Hashanah Plus Diabetes Equals Pain Diabetes really sucks. First I had to stop eating Skittles. Then I had to stop drinking regular soda. Chocolate, cookies, candy, sugar, carbs, watermelon, juice, it all had to go. I’ll be honest, I cheated a bit. Sure, I would eat some chocolate and I loved my carbs, but that was the extent of it. (OK, [...]

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Jewish Council for Education and Research Sarah Palin Swimsuit Video

Jewish Council for Education and Research Sarah Palin Bikini Video I spent all day getting ready for the debates. Shorty bought a 5 pound roast and I managed to eat half of it. My crusade against the Jewish Council for Education Research has just began as well. I really really hate the Jewish Council for Education Research and it’s [...]

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Jewish Council for Education and Research is Fake

Jewish Council for Education and Research is Fake Normally I just talk about food, fun and girls, Today though, I am very very upset. Upset that there is a fake website called Jewish Council for Education and Research trying to be cute with a Sarah Silverman video about something called the Great Schlep. Basically, Barack Obama hates jews. the jist [...]

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