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What is Facebook For?

The obvious answer is to look at girls. But, I don’t think that is the reason why my mother has facebook, so now I need to rethink this for a second. Let’s look at the way I use facebook and maybe this will shed some light on the subject. I started using facebook around 3-4 years ago because [...]

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Spring Break Essentials

Hot Girls and BBQ Sauce are obviously a must when planning any spring break road trip, but what exactly does today’s college student need when making the trek down to such Spring Break hot spots as Boston, Boise and the craziest, wildest Spring break getaway paradise, Haiti? Spring Break Essentials: Where to go on Spring Break? So, [...]

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Kathryn Bigelow is a Prostitute

Yes, I am calling Kathryn Bigelow a whore. Now, first let me explain that I think James Cameron is also a douche bag. (bye bye Hollywood dreams) If you saw the Academy Awards tonight you probably saw Ben Stiller dressed as an Avatar saying the kiddish. (yes he was speaking Hebrew and not Navi.) By the way, Navi [...]

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Avatar is anti Jewish

Yes I said it. Avatar and James Cameron are Anti Jewish and I can prove it. You see, in Hebrew Navi means prophet. We all know that Jesus was a prophet and we all know that Jews killed Jesus. Also, the Jews in Avatar want to kill the Navi prophets to get unobtainium. That is another not so subtle reference [...]

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Interscalene Block

I am scared. No, I am not of my new black neighbors. (just kidding they are Mexican) Nor am I scared that I paid too much money for car insurance. I am terrified of getting this Inter-scalene Block tomorrow. Yup, that’s right, it’s surgery time for Fat Jewish Guy. After the last time, I thought I would never get back [...]

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