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Mexicans are Better Than Jews

Yesterday I got hit by a garbage truck as I was parking my car in Beverly Hills on my way to the dentist. Yes, I know, Fat Jewish Guy has a dentist in Beverly Hills, but that does not mean that I am better than you. The fact that I am awesome means that I [...]

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Is Didi Benami Jewish

People are asking me if American Hottie Didi Benami is Jewish. The answer is yes. You see, in Hebrew Ben means son and Ami means nation. So, Ben Ami literally means that her mother was a slut. I mean, if you need to name someone after the fact that you don’t know who their father [...]

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What is Facebook For?

The obvious answer is to look at girls. But, I don’t think that is the reason why my mother has facebook, so now I need to rethink this for a second. Let’s look at the way I use facebook and maybe this will shed some light on the subject. I started using facebook around 3-4 [...]

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Spring Break Essentials

Hot Girls and BBQ Sauce are obviously a must when planning any spring break road trip, but what exactly does today’s college student need when making the trek down to such Spring Break hot spots as Boston, Boise and the craziest, wildest Spring break getaway paradise, Haiti? Spring Break Essentials: Where to go on Spring [...]

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Kathryn Bigelow is a Prostitute

Yes, I am calling Kathryn Bigelow a whore. Now, first let me explain that I think James Cameron is also a douche bag. (bye bye Hollywood dreams) If you saw the Academy Awards tonight you probably saw Ben Stiller dressed as an Avatar saying the kiddish. (yes he was speaking Hebrew and not Navi.) By [...]

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