Outed as a cripple

Thoracic Outlet picture

It’s always fun to be in the news for something, when I was a child it was the local Jewish paper taking pictures of me at local Amish camp, which made no sense considering I was Jewish.  As the years wore on in college I made the paper for going to some rallies and then in 2003 […]

The real Fat Jew by Ratter

fat jewish guy David Feingold the origional fatjjew

Today I got a nice surprise, via a short interview I did with the guys from Ratter FatJewishGuy vs Fat Jew. You can contact me at fatjewishguy@gmail.com if you need to and I would love to hear from you. The sporadic nature of this website over the past ear or so is due to m […]

Banana Oatmeal Cookies (not for Goyim)

Banana Oatmeal Cookies

This Christmas when all the stores are closed and you have nothing to do but watch Netflix and clean up your computer, I figured it was a good time to make some cookies. The issue is that all the stores are closed, so I had to use the ingredients I had sitting around.

Asian Chicken Tender Recipe by David Feingold

asian chicken tenders by Fat Jewish Guy

David will be posting recipes on this blog, FatJewishGuy.com and also DavidFeingold.com as well as David Feingold’s Google Plus page, David Feingold’s Facebook and twitter.

Why Apple is the best Porn Site

Some people may think that two hours is perfectly acceptable for a file that large, but I pay for turbo speed super fast internet because I like to look at boobs and particularly videos of girls farting on cakes, so a file that size should take me at the most 5 minutes. Apple gets so many things right, but for some reason they don’t get the internet, that’s ok, no one is perfect, but just come out and admit it.

Mexicans are Better Than Jews

Yesterday I got hit by a garbage truck as I was parking my car in Beverly Hills on my way to the dentist. Yes, I know, Fat Jewish Guy has a dentist in Beverly Hills, but that does not mean that I am better than you. The fact that I am awesome means that I […]

Is Didi Benami Jewish

People are asking me if American Hottie Didi Benami is Jewish. The answer is yes. You see, in Hebrew Ben means son and Ami means nation. So, Ben Ami literally means that her mother was a slut. I mean, if you need to name someone after the fact that you don’t know who their father […]