Daily Sexy Comedy
I didn’t really have lunch with Harvey Levin from TMZ. I just had an interesting conversation with him today regarding Ben Roethlisberger’s religion. You see, I wanted to let Harvey know that Ben Roethlisberger was in no way Jewish. Harvey then asked me if he was Polish. I replied that I didn’t know, and that [...]
If one good thing can come out of the Gay community it is the fact that we do not need separate bathrooms anymore. Let me start by saying that I am not against gay people. If you want to be intimate with someone else’s butt, then that is your choice and I will not stand [...]
The obvious answer is to look at girls. But, I don’t think that is the reason why my mother has facebook, so now I need to rethink this for a second. Let’s look at the way I use facebook and maybe this will shed some light on the subject. I started using facebook around 3-4 [...]
Yes, I am 32 years old and mad at my mother. Friday night I decided that since it was going to rain this weekend I was going to make some cholent. For those of you who don’t know what cholent is, it is a cross between stew, chili and kaopectate. I went to the market [...]
I’m sure Alan Dershowitz knows the definition of Judo. I think that Judo is defined as using one’s strength against them. So, imagine the sense of pride I felt when I read Dershowitz’s article about the alleged Mossad assassination attempt in Dubai. Of course it had the usual legal wrangling but it also had a [...]
Yeah The Holly Sampson Pictures are hot, but that is not the point. Out of the 10 or so girls that Tiger Woods is allegedly supposed to have slept with, I actually think that Holly Sampson is probably one of the least attractive ones. Anyway, this whole Tiger Woods situation is just really messed up. [...]
Nice to meet you,“ said Santa “I am Santa Claus and this is my good buddy Jesus. How long have you been buried in that dirt?” Santa asked. Dirt?“ Dubya asked and then started laughing. “Dirt? Dirt? I wish! That there was shit man,” Dubya said all the while laughing deep from the belly like [...]
