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Rosh Hashanah Recipes

As a kid I used to love it when the holiday came around. We would eat a great dinner, then get our Rosh Hashanah present, then not want to wake up in the morning to go to synagogue, then sneak out for bathroom breaks, then eat some more and the cycle got repeated. Now, before I give [...]

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Kris Allen is Bad for Israel

Kris Allen is Bad for Israel You know, I knew that Adam Lambert was not going to win. No way that American Idol will give up a chance to have a wholesome looking kid from Arkansas lose to a flaming Jewish drama queen from Los Angeles. Adam Lambert will be fine, he will make an album and gets [...]

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Israel Is The New Black

Israel Is The New Black Check this out. Normally on a Saturday I sleep late then basically do nothing. But, on this Saturday morning I woke up, made a salad with a 5 oz filet on top. Then, I got dressed and headed out to the harbor for a two hour boat tour of San Diego. I bet you [...]

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Barack Obama College Video

Barack Obama College Video First of all let me start with the fact that I am sick. All I can eat is soup and rye bread. I couldn’t drink coffee so i had a vanilla bean frappuccino from Starbucks. However, when I went to get a refill, they were closed. So was EVERY OTHER STARBUCKS IN AMERICA. Something about retraining. That [...]

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What Is Splenda?

It’s late. 4 am to be exact. Long day. Not hard, but long. Teaching was awesome. We made cookie maps of Israel. Let me explain. The cookie dough was rolled out and a cut out map of Israel was plaved above it. Then, using a plastic knife, we cut out Israel. The dead sea was colored with coconut (get it …salt), the Kinneret was [...]

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