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Tempe12 Bikini Fashion Show

Tempe12 Bikini Fashion Show Phoenix is definitely hot. But, there are some concerning issues with Phoenix that I need to talk about. Scorpions. See, no one tells you that there are freaking scorpions running around here. Yeah. Scorpions. I swear to you, they tell you that you should “shake your shoes” because they live in there. Shake your shoes? How about not move to [...]

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I Might be Gay, Racist and Sexist

I Might be Gay Racist and Sexist Before you get nervous and think that I am switching teams, don’t worry, I’m not. I am definitely still HOT and believe it or not, other people seem to think so. Yup, I was recently named the “Hottest Guy on Facebook,” by well, me. (but who’s counting) Anyway, the reason for the [...]

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Anderson Spider Silva Loves Fat Jewish Guy Hot Girls in Bikinis

Anderson Spider Silva Loves Fat Jewish Guy Hot Girls in Bikinis So, I wake up, still tired from the night before, but after a quick phentermine pick me up I was good to go. Apparently gas prices are so high, that Hot Model Kira called me and asked if we could shoot today so she wouldn’t have [...]

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Hot Bikini Girl Loves Obama’s Nuts

Hot Bikini Girl Loves Obama’s Nuts Kira is holding Obama’s Chocolate Nuts in this hilarious and sexy video. As Barack Obama is about to clinch the nomination, let’s all join forces and get Obama’s Chocolate Nuts in our mouth! ObamasChocolateNuts.com, gourmet Nuts and funny T Shirts.

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Jews Love Fried Rice Hot Mustard

Jews Love Fried Rice Hot Mustard In honor of Israeli Independence Day, I decided to go out to eat. But, at 9:30 PM on a Thursday there was not much open. I finally found a spot that was open and with 10 minutes to spare I picked up my dinner. Chicken Fried Rice, Hot Mustard and Egg Drop [...]

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