Daily Sexy Comedy
I Might be Gay Racist and Sexist Before you get nervous and think that I am switching teams, don’t worry, I’m not. I am definitely still HOT and believe it or not, other people seem to think so. Yup, I was recently named the “Hottest Guy on Facebook,” by well, me. (but who’s counting) Anyway, [...]
Help me with my 24 addiction I did it. I didn’t mean to do it, but I kind of knew it would happen. I am a horrible person. Mean. Not nice. I should have known better, but I didn’t care. Now, she’s addicted. Never to turn back. It’s a shame, thinking of what could have [...]
Fat Jews Cannot Be Killed Boot Camp For Your Mind Write Up Booyah. Like the Backstreet Boys, I’m back. Wait. That’s gay. I’m back like Arnold said he would be. Ok, that’s better. Anyway, apparently eating a whole watermelon in a day is not normal. My aunt told me that. I don’t believe her. So, [...]
Fat Jewish Guy In A Mini Van So, the Chantix is finally kicking in. Felt a little down today. Not my usual self. I even cheated on my diet. Yup, I went out for a Turkey wrap with pesto sauce. I know, I know. Bad me. But hey, you only live once right? Maybe this [...]
Boot Camp For Your Mind Hot Bikini Model Loves Fat Jewish Guy Not sure what I am doing right to deserve this treatment. I mean I’m just a Fat Jewish Guy. Well, almost not as fat. But, still Jewish. I was talking to Amy Applebaum from Boot Camp For Your Mind (bootcampforyourmind.com), shes a life [...]
I am officially strung out. Ok, I am being a bit dramatic here, it’s only 1:40 am and I am almost done my day. It’s been 6 days and I lost 8 lbs. Today was great. Woke up to a tomato and 4 chicken drumsticks and went to bed with carne asada, fries, corn and [...]
This is crazy. Check this out. I have been awake for 15 hours and I can list in one breath what I ate. 2 pieces of chicken, salad, a tomatoes and cheese sandwich and 5 oz of steak. That’s it. OK, maybe there was some watermelon somewhere in there. Fine. Maybe it was a half [...]
