Some people may think that two hours is perfectly acceptable for a file that large, but I pay for turbo speed super fast internet because I like to look at boobs and particularly videos of girls farting on cakes, so a file that size should take me at the most 5 minutes. Apple gets so many things right, but for some reason they don’t get the internet, that’s ok, no one is perfect, but just come out and admit it.
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Celebrity Apprentice Girls I wish that I smoked crack. Not because I want to be a crack addict, but because at least I could go to rehab when I wanted to stop. Now, I am addicted to something that I cannot simply stop cold turkey. Yup, I am talking about the Celebrity Apprentice. Trump did […]
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Blonde Girls Raise My Blood Pressure So, I have news. This evening I went to the drugstore for some random things. Saw what looked like a video game. Figured it was free so what was the harm. Inserted my arm into the cuff, pressed play and waited The numbers started flashing and after a few […]
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