Joe Biden Hates Jews

Joe Biden Hates Jews A few weeks ago, I wrote that Obama Hates Jews. Now, I don’t know if that is really the case or not, but I do know that obviously the Obama camp is sharing emails in a possible violation of Spam laws. Want proof? Here is a letter from Joe Biden asking […]

Starbucks is now the ghetto

Starbucks is now the ghetto We all know that I hate Starbucks, but sometimes it is a necessary evil. Like today, I wanted some coffee and a quiet place to do work. Went to Starbucks, set up shop and started to surf the net. Three ghetto girls walked in. They all ordered water, plugged in […]

My Retarded Girlfriend

My Retarded Girlfriend Before I get email from her mother, my mother, my aunt and her friends let me just say that I love her. Shorty is amazing, beautiful, sweet, nice, caring and great. But, she is retarded. Not Corky Retarded but like no common sense retarded. Here is what happened. Her computer crashed last […]

How Can You Defend Those People or Why I am Better Than Michael Phelps

How Can You Defend Those People or Why I am Better Than Michael Phelps Today I was simply going to list Why I am Better Than Michael Phelps, then something happened. It was nothing major, just a chance encounter with an old friend who made me change my mind about what I was going to […]

Best Kabobs In San Diego Al Bustan

Best Kabobs In San Diego Al Bustan So I went on an adventure today. All I wanted was an ice coffee and maybe some tomatoes. By the end of the day 12 hours later, I had a suit, a tuxedo, got a massage, ate dessert and then had dinner. Yes, dessert before dinner. Anyway, I […]

Tropic Thunder Seems Oddly Familiar

Tropic Thunder Seems Oddly Familiar Now, I am not saying I didn’t enjoy the movie Tropic Thunder. I did. It was actually one of the funniest movies I’ve seen since Super Bad. However, as I was eating my large popcorn, I couldn’t help but notice that I have seen this movie before. Like during the […]

Friars Road Pet Hospital Killed My Dog

Friars Road Pet Hospital Killed My Dog Damn it. There is war in Russia, people dying in the Olympics, the economy sucks and the worse part of this all is that I am out of hummus. Yeah, I know, maybe I should have gone to Costco and got a huge container of it, but I […]