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The Jewish Mafia
The Jewish Mafia
Lost in all of the news about Barack Obama, the tie football game and America’s obesity problem, there was a great news story yesterday and if you blinked you missed it.
The head of the Jewish mafia was killed yesterday in Israel.
Now, I know that when we speak of the Jewish Mafia, most people [...]
Double Meat Animal Style
Double Meat Animal Style
For those of you not within reach of an In and Out, then the above phrase means nothing to you.
For those of you vegetarians, this phrase might as well go over your head.
But, those who are in the know are smiling right about now.
I had one of these today with a diet [...]
Why I Love Sarah Palin
Why I Love Sarah Palin
Cause she is so freaking hot.
Seriously, these pictures were just released of her sitting by the pool during the Republican Governors Convention in Florida this week.
I wish I was there.
I would walk right up to her and start talking.
She would be like, wow your cute, lets go upstairs to my room.
Then [...]
My Weekend in the Desert
My Weekend in the Desert
Seriously, I love Palm Springs.
How much more relaxing can you get then waking up in paradise, going out for coffee and then taking a walk.
Walk where you ask?
To get a massage of course.
Shorty got me one for my birthday.
(which is Wednesday by the way)
Anyway, I got on the table, took off [...]
Friars Road Pet Hospital Killed My Dog
Friars Road Pet Hospital Killed My Dog
Not my current dog, there is no way I would trust Friars Road Pet Hospital with Pretzel, but we are talking about my other dog bagel.
I thought of Bagel again last night while at services for Simchat Torah.
If you are not Jewish then let me explain this holiday.
Basically, we [...]
Joe Biden Hates Jews
Joe Biden Hates Jews
A few weeks ago, I wrote that Obama Hates Jews.
Now, I don’t know if that is really the case or not, but I do know that obviously the Obama camp is sharing emails in a possible violation of Spam laws.
Want proof?
Here is a letter from Joe Biden asking me for money.
The only [...]
Starbucks is now the ghetto
Starbucks is now the ghetto
We all know that I hate Starbucks, but sometimes it is a necessary evil.
Like today, I wanted some coffee and a quiet place to do work.
Went to Starbucks, set up shop and started to surf the net.
Three ghetto girls walked in.
They all ordered water, plugged in their pre-paid sprint cell phones [...]
My Retarded Girlfriend
My Retarded Girlfriend
Before I get email from her mother, my mother, my aunt and her friends let me just say that I love her.
Shorty is amazing, beautiful, sweet, nice, caring and great.
But, she is retarded.
Not Corky Retarded but like no common sense retarded.
Here is what happened.
Her computer crashed last night.
She got a horrible virus that [...]
How Can You Defend Those People or Why I am Better Than Michael Phelps
How Can You Defend Those People or Why I am Better Than Michael Phelps
Today I was simply going to list Why I am Better Than Michael Phelps, then something happened.
It was nothing major, just a chance encounter with an old friend who made me change my mind about what I was going to write about.
I [...]
Best Kabobs In San Diego Al Bustan
Best Kabobs In San Diego Al Bustan
So I went on an adventure today.
All I wanted was an ice coffee and maybe some tomatoes.
By the end of the day 12 hours later, I had a suit, a tuxedo, got a massage, ate dessert and then had dinner.
Yes, dessert before dinner.
Anyway, I had to go shopping for [...]
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David Feingold has always been a controversial comic.
Being thrown out of Mrs. Blum’s Hebrew class in 3rd grade for reading a Yaakov Smirnoff comedy book during Bible class cemented that for him.Read more...