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Celebrity Apprentice Girls

Celebrity Apprentice Girls I wish that I smoked crack. Not because I want to be a crack addict, but because at least I could go to rehab when I wanted to stop. Now, I am addicted to something that I cannot simply stop cold turkey. Yup, I am talking about the Celebrity Apprentice. Trump did [...]

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Obama Shirts Taste Like Ju Ju Bees

Obama Shirts. They don’t really taste like Ju Ju Bees. I haven’t ever really tasted an Obama Shirt. What I can tell you is that Ju Ju Bees are awesome. I ate 3 movie theater sized boxes today. Football deserves something sweet no? As I am polishing off my candy, I am thinking of cool [...]

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Football Players Cry

My heart was broken today. No, things are ok with Shorty. No, they had those little vanilla creamers this morning at 7-11. My heart didn’t break over the fact that I didn’t get a chance to eat lunch. However, I got very upset at the site of TO crying after the loss to the NY [...]

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What Is Splenda?

It’s late. 4 am to be exact. Long day. Not hard, but long. Teaching was awesome. We made cookie maps of Israel. Let me explain. The cookie dough was rolled out and a cut out map of Israel was plaved above it. Then, using a plastic knife, we cut out Israel. The dead sea was [...]

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Foam Head

Saturday. Not a bad day. I had some hot chocolate, chicken and pasta. I probably ate some other stuff, but I had a stomach ache. I wonder if the whole pizza from yesterday had anything to do with it. Probably not. It was the two hot dogs. I’m not sure. what I am sure of [...]

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