Mom How Could You

Yes, I am 32 years old and mad at my mother. Friday night I decided that since it was going to rain this weekend I was going to make some cholent. For those of you who don’t know what cholent is, it is a cross between stew, chili and kaopectate. I went to the market […]

Why Alan Dershowitz is Brilliant

I’m sure Alan Dershowitz knows the definition of Judo. I think that Judo is defined as using one’s strength against them. So, imagine the sense of pride I felt when I read Dershowitz’s article about the alleged Mossad assassination attempt in Dubai. Of course it had the usual legal wrangling but it also had a […]

Tiger Woods 12 Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me.. One Rachel Uchitel. On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me… Two Jaimee Grubbs. And a Rachel Uchitel in a pear tree. On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me.. Three Cori Rists. Two Jamie […]

Holly Sampson Pictures

Yeah The Holly Sampson Pictures are hot, but that is not the point. Out of the 10 or so girls that Tiger Woods is allegedly supposed to have slept with, I actually think that Holly Sampson is probably one of the least attractive ones. Anyway, this whole Tiger Woods situation is just really messed up. […]

Potato Latke Recipes

Here it is….Bubbie’s famous Potato Latke Recipe. Ingredients: 1 pound potatoes 1/2 cup finely chopped onion 1 large egg, lightly beaten 1/2 teaspoon salt 1/2 to 3/4 cup olive oil Preparation: Preheat oven to 250°F. Peel potatoes and coarsely grate by hand, transferring to a large bowl of cold water as grated. Soak potatoes 1 […]

The Yid With the Magical Lid (part 5 of 5)

Let me begin” said the Yid. “ My name is Herschel. I was rummaging around in a trashcan one day hoping to find a discarded penny when I came upon a beautiful Yarmulke. In fact I am wearing it now.” And with that he bent over so everyone could see the hat that was upon […]

The Yid With the Magical Lid (part 3)

Nice to meet you,“ said Santa “I am Santa Claus and this is my good buddy Jesus. How long have you been buried in that dirt?” Santa asked. Dirt?“ Dubya asked and then started laughing. “Dirt? Dirt? I wish! That there was shit man,” Dubya said all the while laughing deep from the belly like […]