Daily Sexy Comedy
Ever wonder what the difference between a sweet potato and a Yam is? I was actually thinking about this tonight and since I started the very strict Pritikin Diet, it was important for me to investigate this and what I found out was pretty shocking. A yam is not actually a potato. Let me explain. [...]
It’s 5am, the goddesses are asleep, my tiger blood is cold and my arm hurts. Yes, the same hand that my Ulnar Nerve Transposition surgery tried to fix a few years ago, still causes me great pain, but there are two things in my life that can reduce that pain, an Ipad and a SmokeStik [...]
It is supposed to snow in Los Angeles this weekend which got me thinking about what other things could happen which were out of the ordinary. Yes Muammar Gaddafi could show up at the Oscars to go a dance routine with Anne Hathaway, but we would expect that in Hollywood and too predictable, also Gaddafi [...]
Chrissa Carolyn I’m Sorry You are So Hot! At sundown one of the holiest day’s of the Jewish Year begins. Jews from all over the world will gather at their places of worship and pray for their souls. One of the hardest things to do is apologize when you did something and even harder is [...]
Rent Food Broke What a true statement, I guess if you are a college student after you finish paying for all those things, you probably don’t have any money left for anything else. (unless you are a hot college girl, but we will get to that soon) Last week I had 4 root canals on [...]
I’m not one to watch Dancing with the Stars, especially since I already danced with a star who was on that show. You don’t remember, really? Me cutting a rug in Vegas with uber shiksa hottie Stacy Keibler? Well, I remember, and I’m not saying anything happened, but if it did, I can’t talk about [...]
Let me correct myself. The title of this post should be, “how to eat a 14 pound watermelon.” Actually, maybe I should have called it, “how to eat a 14 pound watermelon without spending the whole night peeing” Such is my life, I was hungry and with fat out of the picture and trying not [...]
