Bagel Dog Drinks Coffee Bagel is the best. I took him for some free coffee today. Watching him watch me eat was weird. I wanted to give him some of my salad and chicken, but I knew I shouldn’t. He will learn to beg. So, I locked him up and ate my lunch. He did […]
Yankees Need Me I woke up today with high hope. True, I had faculty meeting at 8 am and then a full day of teaching. It was day three though of the Yankkee Redsox series and it was gonna be a big night. So, after Hebrew School I went to lunch at Soup Plantation. After […]
Stop Flashing My Boobs While I Sing The Haftorah Wow I feel great. After eating salads and chicken and fish for the past two days I have a renewed spring in my step. A bounce to my walk and I feel so much better. It was with that renewed energy that I walked into a […]
Hooters Girls Love Fat Jewish Guy Wow. It has been a long and hard day. Don’t even ask, but I almost forgo to eat. Well, I almost forgot to eat not healthy is what I mean. The day started off great. I harassed Amber Lee Ettinger on her live chat. Let’s just say it was […]
One Fat Jewish Shining Moment Maybe I’m slow, but I don’t get it. I got home late to watch the game and turned it on just as overtime started. Four minutes later it was over. Kansas was the new NCAA champ. It was a good four minutes, though Kansas pulled ahead and then Memphis almost […]
Calling The Kettle Black It’s Sunday night and I am tired. I am also full from dinner yet surprisingly hungry. So, on that note, I will leave you with this short video I made of me, Fat Jewish Guy with a pig.
World Record Baseball Game Redsox Dodgers I am so mad at Sprint. I woke up this morning. Well really the afternoon but it was morning in Hawaii. Went to use my phone. It didn’t work. Dragged my tired self to the Sprint store and got another one. Ok, if it was that easy I would […]