Will I like The Greatest Movie Ever Sold

The Greatest Movie Ever Sold

Finally a night out. Shorty and I are headed to a sneak preview of the new movie, “The greatest movie ever sold” We aren’t going alone though, Sexy Hollywood Stylist Niki Shadrow will be joining us. Can you say Three Way? Anyway, I am excited to see this movie, and I get to ask the [...]

Is Cheryl Burke Jewish?

Cheryl Burke

I’m not one to watch Dancing with the Stars, especially since I already danced with a star who was on that show. You don’t remember, really? Me cutting a rug in Vegas with uber shiksa hottie Stacy Keibler? Well, I remember, and I’m not saying anything happened, but if it did, I can’t talk about [...]

SmokeStik

Smokestik

SmokeStik. The past 4 months can only be described in one word. SmokeStik. Before you think that Fat Jewish Guy has become a shill for an Electric Cigarette Company, you should read on to hear my explanation. Starting in April, life became a bit intense. Since I didn’t want to have to censor myself, I [...]

Mexicans are Better Than Jews

Beverly Hills Police Department

Yesterday I got hit by a garbage truck as I was parking my car in Beverly Hills on my way to the dentist. Yes, I know, Fat Jewish Guy has a dentist in Beverly Hills, but that does not mean that I am better than you. The fact that I am awesome means that I [...]

Obama needs to pardon Bernie Madoff

Bernie Madoff

Now that health care reform passed, America needs Bernie Madoff out of Jail. I would like to first state that as a non politician and a Fat Jewish Guy, I have no business debating health care. No matter what side of the debate you are on, I did manage to find something very very screwy [...]

Best Northern Liberties Real Estate Agents

Hot 18 year old girls

If you are going to buy some real estate in Northern Liberties then contact Abe Haupt. More on that in a second. However, if you want to have freaky sex with a real estate agent or at least fantasize about them while they are showing you properties, you should consider some of these ladies. First [...]

Spring Break Essentials

Jewish College Girls

Hot Girls and BBQ Sauce are obviously a must when planning any spring break road trip, but what exactly does today’s college student need when making the trek down to such Spring Break hot spots as Boston, Boise and the craziest, wildest Spring break getaway paradise, Haiti? Spring Break Essentials: Where to go on Spring [...]