Outed as a cripple

Thoracic Outlet picture

It’s always fun to be in the news for something, when I was a child it was the local Jewish paper taking pictures of me at local Amish camp, which made no sense considering I was Jewish.  As the years wore on in college I made the paper for going to some rallies and then in 2003 […]

Banana Oatmeal Cookies (not for Goyim)

Banana Oatmeal Cookies

This Christmas when all the stores are closed and you have nothing to do but watch Netflix and clean up your computer, I figured it was a good time to make some cookies. The issue is that all the stores are closed, so I had to use the ingredients I had sitting around.

Will I like The Greatest Movie Ever Sold

Finally a night out. Shorty and I are headed to a sneak preview of the new movie, “The greatest movie ever sold” We aren’t going alone though, Sexy Hollywood Stylist Niki Shadrow will be joining us. Can you say Three Way? Anyway, I am excited to see this movie, and I get to ask the […]

Is Cheryl Burke Jewish?

I’m not one to watch Dancing with the Stars, especially since I already danced with a star who was on that show. You don’t remember, really? Me cutting a rug in Vegas with uber shiksa hottie Stacy Keibler? Well, I remember, and I’m not saying anything happened, but if it did, I can’t talk about […]


SmokeStik. The past 4 months can only be described in one word. SmokeStik. Before you think that Fat Jewish Guy has become a shill for an Electric Cigarette Company, you should read on to hear my explanation. Starting in April, life became a bit intense. Since I didn’t want to have to censor myself, I […]

Mexicans are Better Than Jews

Yesterday I got hit by a garbage truck as I was parking my car in Beverly Hills on my way to the dentist. Yes, I know, Fat Jewish Guy has a dentist in Beverly Hills, but that does not mean that I am better than you. The fact that I am awesome means that I […]

Obama needs to pardon Bernie Madoff

Now that health care reform passed, America needs Bernie Madoff out of Jail. I would like to first state that as a non politician and a Fat Jewish Guy, I have no business debating health care. No matter what side of the debate you are on, I did manage to find something very very screwy […]