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How to Say Penis in French

My computer is giving me some issues, however,  I felt like I need to write since it’s been almost a week. During that week, I learned how to use a “Rug Stick” had my glasses eaten by my dog, cracked a tooth, cleaned a house, celebrated a Yankee World Series Win, seen the Eagles Lose [...]

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Eagles Always Break My Heart

Eagles Always Break My Heart I have a dream. Lets look at it this way, since Martin Luther King spoke in Washington, schools have been integrated. Since the famous I have a dream speech, there were no more separate water fountains. Black people no longer had to sit at the back of the bus. Since [...]

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Buddy’s Watchin’ You

Buddy’s Watchin’ You Music Video Today was a great day. I went to sleep last night a Raiders fan and woke up an even bigger Raiders fan. See, the Raiders beat Tamp Bay in football this morning and Chicago also lost. This meant that the Philadelphia Eagles, should they win, would make the playoffs. You [...]

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San Diego Carpet Cleaning

How does one get gum out of a carpet? I need to know pretty badly. My 5 dollar a day gum habit has now grown into a 7 dollar a day one. I am addicted. Help. It’s so bad, that when Shorty asked me if I wanted to go back to Palm Springs, I said [...]

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I’m Batman

It was hard waking up, but I had to do it. After missing two classes at Hebrew school, I knew my students needed me. Substitutes always sucked as a kid and though I was tired and achy I still managed to make it in. Barely. Had to stop for the customary cup of coffee and [...]

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