All Entries Tagged With: "dog"
Dog Eater Ice Cream Maker
Dog Eater Ice Cream Maker
Ok, I am officially one of the most insensitive people around.
Granted I was hungry.
Really hungry, but when I went into Einstein Bagel’s I clearly was not thinking straight.
I ordered one, plain, no cheese and was thoroughly enjoying myself when it hit me.
I was eating a bagel dog.
As I was chomping [...]
Roger Clemens Sex Scandal
Roger Clemens Sex Scandal
So much to talk about.
I went to the Vet today to pick up Bagel.
He had been in the refrigerator all weekend awaiting a necropsy. Now, I know what you’re thinking.
Don’t you mean autopsy?
That’s what I thought.
Apparently autopsy is only for humans, and since Bagel was a dog it’s called a necropsy.
Anyway, [...]
Goodbye
As the sun set at camp fox, the voices of 40 children filled the air.
My phone rang. I helped shorty make the call to put down bagel.
It was the right thing to do.
He got sicker and needed a blood transfusion.
I told shorty to say goodbye and walk away.
As I went back to services it was [...]
Bagel Dog Drinks Coffee
Bagel Dog Drinks Coffee
Bagel is the best.
I took him for some free coffee today.
Watching him watch me eat was weird.
I wanted to give him some of my salad and chicken, but I knew I shouldn’t.
He will learn to beg.
So, I locked him up and ate my lunch.
He did manage to drink some coffee though.
If [...]
Cute Overload
Cute Overload
I am tired.
Apparently puppies are hard work.
But, after a long day of walking and petting and feeding and cuddling, I was finally able to relax and watch some Law and Order.
It was a new one.
Wow, they need ratings.
I had my popcorn and my Sprite Zero and ready to watch.
I was treated to an old [...]
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David Feingold has always been a controversial comic.
Being thrown out of Mrs. Blum’s Hebrew class in 3rd grade for reading a Yaakov Smirnoff comedy book during Bible class cemented that for him.Read more...