This Christmas when all the stores are closed and you have nothing to do but watch Netflix and clean up your computer, I figured it was a good time to make some cookies. The issue is that all the stores are closed, so I had to use the ingredients I had sitting around.
Some people may think that two hours is perfectly acceptable for a file that large, but I pay for turbo speed super fast internet because I like to look at boobs and particularly videos of girls farting on cakes, so a file that size should take me at the most 5 minutes. Apple gets so many things right, but for some reason they don’t get the internet, that’s ok, no one is perfect, but just come out and admit it.
Let me correct myself. The title of this post should be, “how to eat a 14 pound watermelon.” Actually, maybe I should have called it, “how to eat a 14 pound watermelon without spending the whole night peeing” Such is my life, I was hungry and with fat out of the picture and trying not […]
My computer is giving me some issues, however, I felt like I need to write since it’s been almost a week. During that week, I learned how to use a “Rug Stick” had my glasses eaten by my dog, cracked a tooth, cleaned a house, celebrated a Yankee World Series Win, seen the Eagles Lose […]
Woke up and my body hurt. I can’t be getting sick again. No way. I mean, I live such a healthy lifestyle, how could it be? So, I get dressed and go to this lunch meeting. The people were cool. Non threatening, and one of them was actually from Philly. It was cool. We sat […]