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Rosh Hashanah Recipes

As a kid I used to love it when the holiday came around. We would eat a great dinner, then get our Rosh Hashanah present, then not want to wake up in the morning to go to synagogue, then sneak out for bathroom breaks, then eat some more and the cycle got repeated. Now, before I give [...]

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Is Rachel Zoe Jewish

Shorty should never have turned me onto this show Rachel Zoe project. She tried to explain it to me that Rachel Zoe was basically a Patti Stanger type who runs around being crazy. Well, since I know Patti Stanger, I figured I would watch the show and see for myself. Guess what? She is not crazy, but she is [...]

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Is Death the Answer?

Is Death the Answer? Now, before you go running to call the police or the men in white hear me out on this one. This morning I went to 7-11 to get coffee. It’s one of the brighter moments of my day, taking the 4 minute walk across the street, saying hello to the man behind the counter, [...]

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Bagel Dog Drinks Coffee

Bagel Dog Drinks Coffee Bagel is the best. I took him for some free coffee today. Watching him watch me eat was weird. I wanted to give him some of my salad and chicken, but I knew I shouldn’t. He will learn to beg. So, I locked him up and ate my lunch. He did manage to drink some coffee though. If [...]

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Pikes Place Coffee Sucks

Pikes Place Coffee Sucks I remember a time not too long ago when Starbucks was cool. “What’s that frozen drink you got there?” people would ask. “A Frappuccino,” I would answer, knowing that I was one of the lucky few. It was trendy. Sitting at Starbucks all day was somehow cool. Now it’s different. When you sit at Starbucks with your [...]

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