Banana Oatmeal Cookies (not for Goyim)

Banana Oatmeal Cookies

This Christmas when all the stores are closed and you have nothing to do but watch Netflix and clean up your computer, I figured it was a good time to make some cookies. The issue is that all the stores are closed, so I had to use the ingredients I had sitting around.

Rosh Hashanah Recipes

As a kid I used to love it when the holiday came around. We would eat a great dinner, then get our Rosh Hashanah present, then not want to wake up in the morning to go to synagogue, then sneak out for bathroom breaks, then eat some more and the cycle got repeated. Now, before […]

Al Sharpton is Like Bernie Madoff

Al Sharpton needs to get out of my life. It was such a good weekend. Yesterday, I celebrated July 4th by eating. True, I celebrate every day by eating, but yesterday was a bit different. I woke up with oatmeal as I do every day now. Oatmeal while having the consistency of warm vomit, surprisingly […]