Daily Sexy Comedy
I was bored today. There is only one cure for boredom. Well, there are two but I happened to run out of tissues so I decided to go on YouTube to pass the time. I came across this video. Now as to the question if KFC is racist? You decide. Get the latest Flash Player [...]
It’s been a while since I wrote and that is my fault. During this time I have eaten more turkey than an Ethiopian will ever eat in their life, ridden about 20 miles on a bike (not all at once) and discovered where to buy the mythical Jello Pudding Pop. I was eating some chicken [...]
I want to marry my dog. There, I said it. Now, I want to explain why. I’m not gonna go into the whole cliche, “unconditional love” thing. Yeah, my dog loves me no matter what, but he can also be a pain in the ass sometimes like when he poops on top of the stairs [...]
How to Lose Weight on Weight Watchers I’m just kidding. This post is really how Not to lose weight on Weight Watchers. Shorty came home the other day with shopping bags full of food. Ice cream bon bons, chicken fingers, fruit roll ups, pop corn, pizza and more. I looked at her like, “what’s the [...]
How to Make Fried Rice In honor of President’s Day, Shorty and I decided to stimulate the economy and buy some dinner. We had gone out to the Palm Springs desert to get away for a few days, relax in the sun and frolic by the pool. (editors note, I do not know why I [...]
Finally, I was moving on to the full pill of Phentermine. The doctor had told me to start with half and when I am sure that I don’t have palpitations to move up to the full pill. So, I woke up, ate a few slices of watermelon and downed the dose. WOW. This is how [...]
This is crazy. Check this out. I have been awake for 15 hours and I can list in one breath what I ate. 2 pieces of chicken, salad, a tomatoes and cheese sandwich and 5 oz of steak. That’s it. OK, maybe there was some watermelon somewhere in there. Fine. Maybe it was a half [...]
