All Entries Tagged With: "chantix"
Michelle Obama Baby Mama Drama
Michelle Obama Baby Mama Drama
So, it’s confirmed, I have diabetes.
First off, I need to apologize to my doctor, who it turns out was right the whole time.
True, you almost killed me with Chantix.
Yes, you tried to cure the flu with Vicodin.
You also diagnosed that flu as meningitis, but at least with the diabetes you were [...]
Chantix Will Make You Crazy Final Day
Chantix Will Make You Crazy Final Day
I write final day, because I don’t know how much longer of this I can take.
I just wanted to quit smoking and somehow I lost a week of my life.
Breakfast started out promising.
Two hamburgers and a tomato.
I thought the phentermine kicked in and I went out to run [...]
Chantix Will Make You Crazy Day 4
Chantix Will Make You Crazy Day 4
I know that I am not normal yet for two reasons.
The first is that I woke up in the middle of the night and ate a salad, corn and a string cheese.
The second reason is that I took a two hour nap today.
It’s been 4 days since I [...]
Chantix Will Make You Go Crazy
Chantix Will Make You Go Crazy
After almost killing Shorty, almost punching a whole in a glass window, almost throwing my computer through a wall, and eating more then I ever did before in my life, I started to wonder about this whole phentermine thing.
So, I looked online and then it hit me.
It’s not the [...]
Paul Murad Phone Call
Paul Murad Phone Call
Paul Murad from the millionaire matchmaker on Bravo keeps calling me.
We keep missing each other because I am too busy eating.
Just kidding.
Well, maybe I am not.
On the subject of food, today is my last hurrah.
See, I have a doctor appointment tomorrow.
During that appointment I will probably hear a few things that [...]
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David Feingold has always been a controversial comic.
Being thrown out of Mrs. Blum’s Hebrew class in 3rd grade for reading a Yaakov Smirnoff comedy book during Bible class cemented that for him.Read more...