Banana Oatmeal Cookies (not for Goyim)

Banana Oatmeal Cookies

This Christmas when all the stores are closed and you have nothing to do but watch Netflix and clean up your computer, I figured it was a good time to make some cookies. The issue is that all the stores are closed, so I had to use the ingredients I had sitting around.

OrangeLime Sexy is Organic

OrangeLime Sexy is Organic There is an organic movement afoot and I don’t get it. I went to the market to buy apples. They had nice red ones for 88 cents a pound. Then they had blemished brown ones that were certified “organic” and they were 4 dollars a pound. I’m confused. It’s a freaking […]

Obama Shirts Are Like Butter On Pizza

Obama Shirts Are Like Butter On Pizza I know that the above sentence may be a little disjointed. It is kind of hard to visualize butter on pizza, let alone why they would taste like Obama shirts. However, let me tell you that I had pizza dipped in butter today and it was…. Relax, we […]