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Obama needs to pardon Bernie Madoff

Now that health care reform passed, America needs Bernie Madoff out of Jail. I would like to first state that as a non politician and a Fat Jewish Guy, I have no business debating health care. No matter what side of the debate you are on, I did manage to find something very very screwy [...]

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Kathryn Bigelow is a Prostitute

Yes, I am calling Kathryn Bigelow a whore. Now, first let me explain that I think James Cameron is also a douche bag. (bye bye Hollywood dreams) If you saw the Academy Awards tonight you probably saw Ben Stiller dressed as an Avatar saying the kiddish. (yes he was speaking Hebrew and not Navi.) By [...]

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Holly Sampson Pictures

Yeah The Holly Sampson Pictures are hot, but that is not the point. Out of the 10 or so girls that Tiger Woods is allegedly supposed to have slept with, I actually think that Holly Sampson is probably one of the least attractive ones. Anyway, this whole Tiger Woods situation is just really messed up. [...]

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What’s in my Fridge

So, my birthday was last week and guess what I got? No, not a new brain. I got a new bike. See, my father says everything’s negotiable and when the person didn’t want to sell the bike, I offered him a million billion dollars. He still said no, so I stole it. But, then I [...]

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