How skeuomorphism made David Feingold take a suppository

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This post begins at davidfeingold.com/ios-7-skeuomorphism-confuses-david-feingold-suppository-needed Relief sets in and David Feingold‘s blood pressure drops, but slowly starts to come back up as he realizes he committed himself to about 20 minutes of upgrading, which normally wouldn’t be an issue, but Feingold had just eaten prunes and drank some coconut creme coffee and little pieces of […]

FitBit day 2

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Normally the first thing I do when I wake up is go to the bathroom, then make coffee. I’ve been doing that for at least 10 years and it seems to work for me or at least it isn’t hurting me, since I continue to do it.

With the introduction of the FitBit though, I have to remember to turn it off, take it out of the wristband, put it in the plastic clip and then clip it onto my waistband. While this takes about a minute, it does mess with my head a bit.

Why Gays Ruined Bathrooms

If one good thing can come out of the Gay community it is the fact that we do not need separate bathrooms anymore. Let me start by saying that I am not against gay people. If you want to be intimate with someone else’s butt, then that is your choice and I will not stand […]

The Yid With the Magical Lid (Part 2)

When Santa woke up he had a headache. He noted that he was sweating profusely. When he opened his eyes Santa got the shock of his life. Expecting to see snow all around Santa, instead, got a magical display of colors shining in the glistening sunlight. Gone was the cold. It was about eighty degrees […]

The Yid With the Magical Lid (part one)

This is part one of a four part short story about the holiday’s. Called, “The Yid with the Magical Lid” this was written in college and still stands the test of time. Check back every day this week for more every day. Enjoy! The Yid With the Magical Lid… by David Feingold It wasn’t a […]

My Bulimic Struggle Day 2

Being bulimic is taking a toll on my body. I woke up today and immediately ran to the bathroom. It felt so good when I moved my bowels, since it had been over 24 hours. I sat there pushing and grunting making sure every last drop of poop was expelled from my body. When I […]

How to be Bulimic

I can’t do anything right including this. After my mother left yesterday I decided to cleanse myself and go on a diet. So, I did the only thing I know how. Laxatives. To those of you who don’t know what a laxative is, it is something that makes you poop. There are many different types, […]