Daily Sexy Comedy
Let me start by saying that I like Glenn Beck. I actually watch him almost every day and think that most of the time he makes sense on some of the things that he says. If that is hard to understand, being that I am not a moron, I don’t believe his stupid mumbo jumbo [...]
Nice to meet you,“ said Santa “I am Santa Claus and this is my good buddy Jesus. How long have you been buried in that dirt?” Santa asked. Dirt?“ Dubya asked and then started laughing. “Dirt? Dirt? I wish! That there was shit man,” Dubya said all the while laughing deep from the belly like [...]
When Santa woke up he had a headache. He noted that he was sweating profusely. When he opened his eyes Santa got the shock of his life. Expecting to see snow all around Santa, instead, got a magical display of colors shining in the glistening sunlight. Gone was the cold. It was about eighty degrees [...]
Just like Shaq, I will die by the age of 60. I went to the doctor today for a checkup. This is a new doctor, one not named Kevorkian and one that I didn’t find on the internet. The guy I saw today is Jewish, works out of a hospital and has an office with [...]
The Hottest Girls on Twitter Yesterday I went to the World Baseball Classic in San Diego. Japan vs Cuba, it was fun, but what I noticed was that there were a lot of really hot foreign girls there. So, I went on to my twitter account and started twitting, (or tweating) Anyway, I started to [...]
Dodger Diego Colosso Dogs I wen to the Dodgers Padres game today. It was supposed to be a great match up. I almost saw two no hitters. The Dodgers had a no hitter going into the 2nd batter. Amazing. The Padres had one going into the 4th inning. The there was the strangest play at [...]
World Record Baseball Game Redsox Dodgers I am so mad at Sprint. I woke up this morning. Well really the afternoon but it was morning in Hawaii. Went to use my phone. It didn’t work. Dragged my tired self to the Sprint store and got another one. Ok, if it was that easy I would [...]
