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Glenn Beck will Start the Holocaust

Let me start by saying that I like Glenn Beck. I actually watch him almost every day and think that most of the time he makes sense on some of the things that he says. If that is hard to understand, being that I am not a moron, I don’t believe his stupid mumbo jumbo [...]

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The Yid With the Magical Lid (part 3)

Nice to meet you,“ said Santa “I am Santa Claus and this is my good buddy Jesus. How long have you been buried in that dirt?” Santa asked. Dirt?“ Dubya asked and then started laughing. “Dirt? Dirt? I wish! That there was shit man,” Dubya said all the while laughing deep from the belly like [...]

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The Yid With the Magical Lid (Part 2)

When Santa woke up he had a headache. He noted that he was sweating profusely. When he opened his eyes Santa got the shock of his life. Expecting to see snow all around Santa, instead, got a magical display of colors shining in the glistening sunlight. Gone was the cold. It was about eighty degrees [...]

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When Big Dogs Die Young

Just like Shaq, I will die by the age of 60. I went to the doctor today for a checkup. This is a new doctor, one not named Kevorkian and one that I didn’t find on the internet. The guy I saw today is Jewish, works out of a hospital and has an office with [...]

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The Hottest Girls on Twitter

The Hottest Girls on Twitter Yesterday I went to the World Baseball Classic in San Diego. Japan vs Cuba, it was fun, but what I noticed was that there were a lot of really hot foreign girls there. So, I went on to my twitter account and started twitting, (or tweating) Anyway, I started to [...]

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