Chrissa Carolyn I’m Sorry You are So Hot!

Chrissa Carolyn I’m Sorry You are So Hot! At sundown one of the holiest day’s of the Jewish Year begins. Jews from all over the world will gather at their places of worship and pray for their souls. One of the hardest things to do is apologize when you did something and even harder is […]


SmokeStik. The past 4 months can only be described in one word. SmokeStik. Before you think that Fat Jewish Guy has become a shill for an Electric Cigarette Company, you should read on to hear my explanation. Starting in April, life became a bit intense. Since I didn’t want to have to censor myself, I […]

Windows 7 Hacks

With the launch of windows 7 today I figured that I would give you the top 10 windows 7 hacks that I found. 1) If you hit the s k and shift key while tapping the question mark 7 times the genie from the Pee Wee Herman Show pops up and says, “Meka Leka Hi […]

Jewish Shark Week Ari Emanuel

You know, I actually watched 4 episodes of Entourage today. Needed to catch up since I haven’t seen it yet this season and because I needed a small break from Shark Week. Anyway, one of my (and everyone Else’s) character is Ari Gold. In fictional Los Angeles, Ari Gold is at the top of the […]

Obama Please Fix my Chrysler

Obama Please Fix my Chrysler Dear Barack Obama, I know that the world has focused on your speech to the Muslim’s today, but I have a more important issue that I need help with. See, I have a Chrysler Sebring Convertible and I think I have an oil leak. Since Chrysler went out of business […]

Barack Obama Cured My Diabetes

Barack Obama Cured My Diabetes When I woke up yesterday my blood sugar was a bit high. My left arm was still numb. My head hurt from thinking about the dental work I still needed done. I was getting stressed out thinking about my student loans and all the work I had to do. Then […]

Obama the House Negro

Obama the House Negro Before you call me racist, please note that I didn’t say this. Al Qaeda did. (article is here) Yup, some genus over in Afghanistan decided to go racial on president elect Barack Obama. In an audio tape, Al-Quaida spokesman Ayman al-Zawahri claims that Obama is no Malcolm X and is a […]