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Safra Weightloss System 16 years of bringing new life to people The
man who lost 214 lbs The secret recipe of natural ingredients is yours
for only one-time payment! Phone: 09-9500270 09-9551880
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+972 9 9500270 or 9551880 “Thanks to you I lost 92 lbs”
“Even at my mature age I slimmed well”
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“Finally I can wear jeans”
“Your system is much more than a miracle”

From people’s testimonials on TV, radio and magazines Yechiel Safra today
The same smile, minus 214 lbs Yechiel Safra in the past
after he already lost 35 lbs and agreed to take a photo… In the
Media Testimonials òáøéú The amazing real-life story of Yechiel Safra,
a Bar-Mitzva tutor and Baal Kore in Arutz 7 and Kol Israel, has been
covered several times by the Israeli media. 16 years ago, Yechiel
Safra weighed 338 lbs and considered himself to be a hopelessly
overweight person. Yet within 7 months of receiving a unique recipe
from a Kabbalah master in the Galilee, he lost 157 lbs. In the time to
follow he lost another 67 lbs, all in all an astounding 214 lbs, about
two-thirds of his original weight.

People who meet yechiel Safra today, find it hard to believe that this
slim and vital person, was in the past a vastly overweight man. “I
could hardly pass through the door,” Says Yechiel, “I tried all kinds
of diets, powders and pills, but as it is with all diets - for every
pound I lost, I gained two.”

The recipe that totally changed his life was given to him while he
studied Kabbalah in Zefath (Northern Israel). One day the Rabbi gave
him a recipe of making a special blend, and asked him to take it every
morning. He did not say why. “I bought the ingredients in the
supermarket - fairly simple things like corn beans, sesame, almonds
and such, and did as he said. The blend had no special taste. I didn’t
even think about it during the rest of the day, I just took five
spoons every morning and went on with my life.”

After a while people started telling Yechiel that he seemed to get
slimmer. “I didn’t even notice it until then. Clearly The blend caused
me a feeling of fullness for the whole day, while providing me with
some nutritional needs. Until then I was used to think that weightloss
meant suffering, hunger and rigid self-discipline, and all of a sudden
I found myself losing weight without realizing how. I consulted
nutritionists, and asked them to prepare me a balanced daily menu,
which I attach to the blend’s recipe I send. I emphesize that when
using the recipe you must eat something even if you are not hungry.
Proper eating does not interrupt the weightloss process. On the
contrary, it helps.”

Since he started - with the blessing of his Kabbalah Master - to
distribute the recipe, Yechiel got many letters of gratitude. Some
short like “Thanks for everything!”, and some very touching, like a
letter from a woman who wrote that she lost 58 lbs, and for the the
first time after 11 years of futile attempts managed to get pregnant.
“This was a very moving letter, though I do not claim to be a ‘miracle
maker’,” says Yechiel, “appearantly the improvement of her general
physical condition, had its affect on that too.”

Yechiel is used to questions about how he manages to keep his weight
for all these years. “That’s the point, that I don’t have to keep some
strict self-discipline. I just keep on using the blend once in a
while, to maintian the results I achieved. What’s convenient about
this system is that things happen naturally, it does not require any
special efforts. You get the recipe itself, and not a product which
you must keep on buying. The customer pays $98 only once, and that’s
all. I do not become a constant burden on his bank account. I am happy
to help him and to see more people going through the same change as
myself.”

All the ingredients required for the blend are KOSHER

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