Boardwalk Empire makes me want to smoke

I had been waiting for weeks for the new HBO series Boardwalk Empire to start. The TIVO was set, I blocked off an hour and me and Shorty sat in front of the TV ready to watch something that didn’t have to do with wedding dresses, top models, or cooking shows. I was excited. Then […]

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Chrissa Carolyn I’m Sorry You are So Hot!

Chrissa Carolyn I’m Sorry You are So Hot! At sundown one of the holiest day’s of the Jewish Year begins. Jews from all over the world will gather at their places of worship and pray for their souls. One of the hardest things to do is apologize when you did something and even harder is […]

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Rent Food Broke

Rent Food Broke What a true statement, I guess if you are a college student after you finish paying for all those things, you probably don’t have any money left for anything else. (unless you are a hot college girl, but we will get to that soon) Last week I had 4 root canals on […]

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Is Cheryl Burke Jewish?

I’m not one to watch Dancing with the Stars, especially since I already danced with a star who was on that show. You don’t remember, really? Me cutting a rug in Vegas with uber shiksa hottie Stacy Keibler? Well, I remember, and I’m not saying anything happened, but if it did, I can’t talk about […]

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How to eat a watermelon

Let me correct myself. The title of this post should be, “how to eat a 14 pound watermelon.” Actually, maybe I should have called it, “how to eat a 14 pound watermelon without spending the whole night peeing” Such is my life, I was hungry and with fat out of the picture and trying not […]

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SmokeStik

SmokeStik. The past 4 months can only be described in one word. SmokeStik. Before you think that Fat Jewish Guy has become a shill for an Electric Cigarette Company, you should read on to hear my explanation. Starting in April, life became a bit intense. Since I didn’t want to have to censor myself, I […]

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Mexicans are Better Than Jews

Yesterday I got hit by a garbage truck as I was parking my car in Beverly Hills on my way to the dentist. Yes, I know, Fat Jewish Guy has a dentist in Beverly Hills, but that does not mean that I am better than you. The fact that I am awesome means that I […]

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