Britney Spears & Me Sleeping Together

It seems as if Britney Spears and I had a great New Years Eve. While I sat on the couch, watched four hours of South Park and then went to sleep around 1:00 am, it seems as if the one time subject of my fantasies also went to bed around the same time as my […]

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Lemonade Diet Day 1

Ok so I decided that I was just to fat. I mean this was prodded by some people point blank telling me that I was a fucking fat ass and also by the promises of this chick that if I lost 30 pounds she would “fuck my brains out”. And that last line probably sealed […]

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Stoli and OJ

Yom Kippur is over. I atoned for my sins, fasted, prayed, and then ate like a pig last night. I did gain new found respect for my friend’s mother though, while breaking the fast. We were in the kitchen and she was offering everyone orange juice to help with bringing up our blood sugar due […]

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A Very Happy New Year

Ok, the holidays are almost over. Rosh Hashanah came and went without any major malfunctions. I can report that I only gained about six pounds which is about average for the two day food fest that is the Jewish New Year. It doesn’t seem like it has been a year since last I attended synagogue, […]

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September, Gateway to Seasonal Depression

Ahh September. When I was younger I dreaded this month. School started, summer was over and the bedtime came back into play. As I grew older, however, summer marked long drunken weekends in the sun, happy hours that last until midnight and rollerblading on West River Drive. Yet, summer as a vacation stopped existing and […]

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The Kosher Cheese Steak

As you may have figured out by now, I live in Philadelphia. Philadelphia, or “Philly” truly has some great features. We have a vibrant night life, we are rich in history and apparently we even have a Midtown. One of our gifts to society as a whole though comes in an edible form. No I […]

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What if Jesus Were Jewish?

Oh I forgot, he was. Fatjewishguy.com – Feel the fatness!

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