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Why Apple is the best Porn Site

Fat Jewish Guy — Thu, 13 Oct 2011 06:02:29 +0000

The reason Apple is the best porn website on the net is due to the fact that they keep screwing me. First the Lion upgrade wiped my whole hard drive (ok, maybe it’s my fault for not having a backup), but then today when I tried updating that same computer, the 900 megabyte file took [...]

Top 10 dirty things Siri will not do

Fat Jewish Guy — Wed, 12 Oct 2011 05:40:47 +0000

Everyone is taking about Apple’s new Siri voice software and while the focus on the cool things that she (or it) can do, no one has yet talked about the things that Siri will not do and since we had the chance to play with the new iPhone 4S, we had the chance to push [...]

The difference between Sidney Pollack and Kevin Pollak

Fat Jewish Guy — Tue, 11 Oct 2011 06:00:29 +0000

What is the difference between Sidney Pollack and Kevin Pollak? Besides the obvious fact that Sidney has an extra C in his name, my quest to find out is just beginning. I’ve met Kevin Pollak before at a few events with former CBS news hottie Shira Lazar (still a hottie, no longer with CBS) and [...]

Steve Jobs Knew Why

Fat Jewish Guy — Mon, 10 Oct 2011 10:02:41 +0000

My grandfather died of pancreatic cancer November 2000. It was a sad death, made all the more painful because it was sudden. The doctors had no idea what was happening till the end and all my grandfather had was a short period of time before the morphine kicked in to say some short goodbyes and [...]

How to make kosher Oysters Rockefeller

Fat Jewish Guy — Tue, 09 Aug 2011 07:58:59 +0000

As a fat Jewish guy who is semi kosher, I always here about cool foods and wonder how to make them kosher. Today for example, someone was raving about Oysters Rockefeller and since the global financial markets decided to take a nosedive, I think it would be most appropriate to come up with a kosher [...]

What is the diference between a sweet potato and a yam?

Fat Jewish Guy — Mon, 08 Aug 2011 06:16:11 +0000

Ever wonder what the difference between a sweet potato and a Yam is? I was actually thinking about this tonight and since I started the very strict Pritikin Diet, it was important for me to investigate this and what I found out was pretty shocking. A yam is not actually a potato. Let me explain. [...]

Diabetes Bugaloo by Morgan Spurlock

Fat Jewish Guy — Sun, 24 Apr 2011 08:33:40 +0000

Went to see the Greatest Movie Ever Sold tonight and I must say i was amazing. Yes, I liked Super Size me, and while I may have taken that movie a bit to literally, I have to say that this movie I might take a bit more seriously. I have some ideas. Sponsored Blood sugar [...]

Will I like The Greatest Movie Ever Sold

Fat Jewish Guy — Sun, 24 Apr 2011 02:08:59 +0000

Finally a night out. Shorty and I are headed to a sneak preview of the new movie, “The greatest movie ever sold” We aren’t going alone though, Sexy Hollywood Stylist Niki Shadrow will be joining us. Can you say Three Way? Anyway, I am excited to see this movie, and I get to ask the [...]

SmokeStik or Ipad

Fat Jewish Guy — Sat, 05 Mar 2011 13:05:35 +0000

It’s 5am, the goddesses are asleep, my tiger blood is cold and my arm hurts. Yes, the same hand that my Ulnar Nerve Transposition surgery tried to fix a few years ago, still causes me great pain, but there are two things in my life that can reduce that pain, an Ipad and a SmokeStik [...]

5 Things Kim Kardashian can do to shock us

Fat Jewish Guy — Sat, 26 Feb 2011 02:23:24 +0000

It is supposed to snow in Los Angeles this weekend which got me thinking about what other things could happen which were out of the ordinary. Yes Muammar Gaddafi could show up at the Oscars to go a dance routine with Anne Hathaway, but we would expect that in Hollywood and too predictable, also Gaddafi [...]