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		<title>FitBit day 2</title>
		<link>http://fatjewishguy.com/2013/05/fitbit-day-2</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 05:26:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://fatjewishguy.com/?p=2426</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<p><div><img width="600" height="200" src="http://fatjewishguy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/fitbit-day-2-600x200.jpg" class="attachment-inspyr-rss-post-thumbnail wp-post-image" alt="Hot Girl Working Out" /></div>Normally the first thing I do when I wake up is go to the bathroom, then make coffee. I've been doing that for at least 10 years and it seems to work for me or at least it isn't hurting me, since I continue to do it. 

With the introduction of the FitBit though, I have to remember to turn it off, take it out of the wristband, put it in the plastic clip and then clip it onto my waistband. While this takes about a minute, it does mess with my head a bit.</p><p>The post <a href="http://fatjewishguy.com/2013/05/fitbit-day-2">FitBit day 2</a> appeared first on <a href="http://fatjewishguy.com">FatJewishGuy.com</a>.</p>]]></description>
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		<title>FitBit day one feel ripped off</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 00:50:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fat Jewish Guy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><div><img width="600" height="200" src="http://fatjewishguy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Fitbit-Dashboard-600x200.jpg" class="attachment-inspyr-rss-post-thumbnail wp-post-image" alt="fitbit scam" /></div>I was in Best Buy and decided to buy myself something called a fitbit one instead of something cooler than I would normally spend my money on. There were many versions of fitness trackers lining the aisles of Best Buy, but since the fitbit seem to be sold out everywhere and they only had one [...]</p><p>The post <a href="http://fatjewishguy.com/2013/05/fitbit-day-one-feel-ripped-off">FitBit day one feel ripped off</a> appeared first on <a href="http://fatjewishguy.com">FatJewishGuy.com</a>.</p>]]></description>
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		<title>Dachshund back surgury</title>
		<link>http://fatjewishguy.com/2013/02/dachshund-back-surgury</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Feb 2013 03:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fat Jewish Guy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://fatjewishguy.com/?p=2406</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<p><div><img width="600" height="200" src="http://fatjewishguy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/dachshund-back-surgery-600x200.jpg" class="attachment-inspyr-rss-post-thumbnail wp-post-image" alt="dachshund stitches" /></div>After my dachshund needed back surgery, I decided that it was time to start blogging again. Forget the fact that I&#8217;ve had a few minor procedures this year (or has it been longer?), but having a dachshund go through surgery and the days leading up to it deserve a post. A little background. Pretzel is [...]</p><p>The post <a href="http://fatjewishguy.com/2013/02/dachshund-back-surgury">Dachshund back surgury</a> appeared first on <a href="http://fatjewishguy.com">FatJewishGuy.com</a>.</p>]]></description>
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		<title>Why Apple is the best Porn Site</title>
		<link>http://fatjewishguy.com/2011/10/why-apple-is-the-best-porn-site</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Oct 2011 06:02:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fat Jewish Guy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://fatjewishguy.com/?p=2307</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<p><div><img width="600" height="200" src="http://fatjewishguy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/hot_girl_255_hd-HD-600x200.jpg" class="attachment-inspyr-rss-post-thumbnail wp-post-image" alt="" /></div>Some people may think that two hours is perfectly acceptable for a file that large, but I pay for turbo speed super fast internet because I like to look at boobs and particularly videos of girls farting on cakes, so a file that size should take me at the most 5 minutes. Apple gets so many things right, but for some reason they don't get the internet, that's ok, no one is perfect, but just come out and admit it.</p><p>The post <a href="http://fatjewishguy.com/2011/10/why-apple-is-the-best-porn-site">Why Apple is the best Porn Site</a> appeared first on <a href="http://fatjewishguy.com">FatJewishGuy.com</a>.</p>]]></description>
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		<title>Top 10 dirty things Siri will not do</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Oct 2011 05:40:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://fatjewishguy.com/?p=2303</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<p><div><img width="600" height="200" src="http://fatjewishguy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/siri-600x200.jpg" class="attachment-inspyr-rss-post-thumbnail wp-post-image" alt="Siri" /></div>Everyone is taking about Apple&#8217;s new Siri voice software and while the focus on the cool things that she (or it) can do, no one has yet talked about the things that Siri will not do and since we had the chance to play with the new iPhone 4S, we had the chance to push [...]</p><p>The post <a href="http://fatjewishguy.com/2011/10/top-10-dirty-things-siri-will-not-do">Top 10 dirty things Siri will not do</a> appeared first on <a href="http://fatjewishguy.com">FatJewishGuy.com</a>.</p>]]></description>
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		<title>The difference between Sidney Pollack and Kevin Pollak</title>
		<link>http://fatjewishguy.com/2011/10/the-difference-between-sidney-pollack-and-kevin-pollak</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Oct 2011 06:00:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fat Jewish Guy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><div><img width="600" height="200" src="http://fatjewishguy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/kevin-pollak-600x200.jpg" class="attachment-inspyr-rss-post-thumbnail wp-post-image" alt="Kevin Pollak" /></div>What is the difference between Sidney Pollack and Kevin Pollak? Besides the obvious fact that Sidney has an extra C in his name, my quest to find out is just beginning. I&#8217;ve met Kevin Pollak before at a few events with former CBS news hottie Shira Lazar (still a hottie, no longer with CBS) and [...]</p><p>The post <a href="http://fatjewishguy.com/2011/10/the-difference-between-sidney-pollack-and-kevin-pollak">The difference between Sidney Pollack and Kevin Pollak</a> appeared first on <a href="http://fatjewishguy.com">FatJewishGuy.com</a>.</p>]]></description>
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		<title>Steve Jobs Knew Why</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Oct 2011 10:02:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fat Jewish Guy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://fatjewishguy.com/?p=2288</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<p><div><img width="450" height="200" src="http://fatjewishguy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/david-450x200.jpg" class="attachment-inspyr-rss-post-thumbnail wp-post-image" alt="Steve Jobs Tribute" /></div>My grandfather died of pancreatic cancer November 2000. It was a sad death, made all the more painful because it was sudden. The doctors had no idea what was happening till the end and all my grandfather had was a short period of time before the morphine kicked in to say some short goodbyes and [...]</p><p>The post <a href="http://fatjewishguy.com/2011/10/steve-jobs-knew-wh">Steve Jobs Knew Why</a> appeared first on <a href="http://fatjewishguy.com">FatJewishGuy.com</a>.</p>]]></description>
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		<title>How to make kosher Oysters Rockefeller</title>
		<link>http://fatjewishguy.com/2011/08/how-to-make-kosher-oysters-rockefeller</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Aug 2011 07:58:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fat Jewish Guy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://fatjewishguy.com/?p=2280</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<p><div><img width="540" height="200" src="http://fatjewishguy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/oysters-540x200.jpg" class="attachment-inspyr-rss-post-thumbnail wp-post-image" alt="oysters rockefeller" /></div>As a fat Jewish guy who is semi kosher, I always here about cool foods and wonder how to make them kosher. Today for example, someone was raving about Oysters Rockefeller and since the global financial markets decided to take a nosedive, I think it would be most appropriate to come up with a kosher [...]</p><p>The post <a href="http://fatjewishguy.com/2011/08/how-to-make-kosher-oysters-rockefeller">How to make kosher Oysters Rockefeller</a> appeared first on <a href="http://fatjewishguy.com">FatJewishGuy.com</a>.</p>]]></description>
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		<title>What is the diference between a sweet potato and a yam?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Aug 2011 06:16:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><div><img width="540" height="200" src="http://fatjewishguy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/sweet-potato-vs-yam-540x200.jpg" class="attachment-inspyr-rss-post-thumbnail wp-post-image" alt="Difference between a sweet potato and a yam" /></div>Ever wonder what the difference between a sweet potato and a Yam is? I was actually thinking about this tonight and since I started the very strict Pritikin Diet, it was important for me to investigate this and what I found out was pretty shocking. A yam is not actually a potato. Let me explain. [...]</p><p>The post <a href="http://fatjewishguy.com/2011/08/what-is-the-diference-between-a-sweet-potato-and-a-yam">What is the diference between a sweet potato and a yam?</a> appeared first on <a href="http://fatjewishguy.com">FatJewishGuy.com</a>.</p>]]></description>
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		<title>Diabetes Bugaloo by Morgan Spurlock</title>
		<link>http://fatjewishguy.com/2011/04/diabetes-bugaloo-by-morgan-spurlock</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Apr 2011 08:33:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fat Jewish Guy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://fatjewishguy.com/?p=2268</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<p><div><img width="547" height="200" src="http://fatjewishguy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/the-greatest-movie-ever-sold-547x200.png" class="attachment-inspyr-rss-post-thumbnail wp-post-image" alt="The Greatest Movie Ever Sold" /></div>Went to see the Greatest Movie Ever Sold tonight and I must say i was amazing. Yes, I liked Super Size me, and while I may have taken that movie a bit to literally, I have to say that this movie I might take a bit more seriously. I have some ideas. Sponsored Blood sugar [...]</p><p>The post <a href="http://fatjewishguy.com/2011/04/diabetes-bugaloo-by-morgan-spurlock">Diabetes Bugaloo by Morgan Spurlock</a> appeared first on <a href="http://fatjewishguy.com">FatJewishGuy.com</a>.</p>]]></description>
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